You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • Submitted by underagehangover on Aug 8, 10 at 6:16pm

    you know theres only so much pain you can put me through by posting these shitty texts.

  • Submitted by Valkyrie on Aug 8, 10 at 7:17pm

    Rule: personality can get you most things. Personality and Tits will get you anything. \n\nWould TheRuleBook agree?

  • 96 50
    Submitted by jaaane on Aug 8, 10 at 6:51pm

    You don't necessarily need to look at them to have sex with them

  • 82 45
    Submitted by arthurlux on Aug 9, 10 at 4:28am

    A great personality, used corrected, will get you laid more often than looks. I know this from experience. Of course, this is only true if you're a guy. For women, your value is entirely in your appearance, because men are too stupid to realize that the quality of the sex is what actually matters and the perfect 10's friend who's more of a 6 or 7 is probably the best lay of the bunch.

  • 74 46
    Submitted by Domo929 on Aug 9, 10 at 2:07am

    U just made my day, MASHED TATERS

  • 72 48
    Submitted by anonymousttt on Aug 8, 10 at 7:11pm

    "It's much easier to be a bastard and just try and match the colors"

  • 72 53
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 8, 10 at 7:54pm

    Rule: If you can't use a good key correctly, Your not going to get a lock for that key. No exceptions.

    • 57 48
      Submitted by firsty on Aug 8, 10 at 10:08pm

      Firsty is happy to see that TheRuleBook has not left for good as promised :)

      • 74 39
        Submitted by arthurlux on Aug 9, 10 at 4:26am

        Everyone else is disappointed that firsty is still around.

        • 57 50
          Submitted by firsty on Aug 9, 10 at 7:50am

          These pretzels are making me Firsty :) Would you like a pretzel?

  • 68 46
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 8, 10 at 7:40pm

    @ Valkyrie agreed.

  • 69 53
    Submitted by thetruth13 on Aug 9, 10 at 11:15am

    in my experience great perdonalitys are the best in bed ;)

  • 74 63
    Submitted by sacredcandle69 on Aug 8, 10 at 10:53pm

    Fuck the personality and put her mother to the test.

  • 69 55
    Submitted by Cimabue on Aug 8, 10 at 11:35pm

    You can boil it, mash it, stick it in a stew.

  • 64 49
    Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Aug 9, 10 at 11:09am

    @RuLeBoOk you inspire me to read the crap text on tfln from time to time. Firsty did make me laugh first though. Form a corporation and think about franchising? LoL

  • 63 53
    Submitted by Spelling_Nazi on Aug 8, 10 at 10:11pm

    are firsty and therulebook on good terms now or something? just lost all respect for therulebook.

    • 60 51
      Submitted by firsty on Aug 8, 10 at 11:06pm

      Were we ever on bad terms?

      • 58 40
        Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 9, 10 at 12:19pm

        No lol. Besides, if I had respect in the first place, then I'm doing well for a troll lol. Stay firsty my friend!

  • 66 60
    Submitted by redielg on Aug 8, 10 at 6:47pm

    You can motorboat personality

  • 61 59
    Submitted by larson0126 on Aug 8, 10 at 6:44pm

    201 represent!

  • 60 58
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 9, 10 at 7:56am

    Lol. Idc if firsty is around of not. He was the one that actually made me want to do this in the first place. It's the haters I don't like.

  • 57 54
    Submitted by LivingInTheRain on Aug 9, 10 at 4:34am

    Take one for the team.

  • 67 79
    Submitted by rustybucket on Aug 8, 10 at 8:40pm

    Doesn't great personality also mean fat?

  • 56 58
    Submitted by bonerman_inc on Aug 9, 10 at 7:54am

    you certainly can't jack off to one :(

  • 60 68
    Submitted by ryleigh92 on Aug 9, 10 at 8:19am

    Omg I have never be said no to. Because I am nice and i have a nice rack. You can basically never go wrong with that combo.

  • 60 92
    Submitted by irishmaddie22 on Aug 8, 10 at 6:08pm

    FIrSTYYYY