I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
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Wait until your spouse finds out. Then your affair will take a lot out of your wallet, too.
and hopefully their bodies when they get their asses kicked
8:45?? having a affair with a middle schooler??
I didn't realize you needed sleep if you didn't have a soul
Put that much effort in your relationship and you won't need an affair.
In bed at 845, home by 11
What's with all the douchebag cheating texts lately? Fuck cheaters. Grow up.
dude this is tfln would ppl seriously PLEASE stop taking everything so effin seriously! its just the internet.
yes because these retard affair posts are SOOO interesting
Cuz that doesn't look suspicious.
I go to bed that early but that's because it's exhausting being as awesome as I am.
In Soviet Russia, adultery is punishable by death, you bastard.
Who said he was the one cheating?
Hope the wifey doesn't read this.
Burn in hell you fucking douche bag, I've been on the receiving end of having a spouse cheat on me, I hope she finds out and takes all your money and all the shit you worked so hard for so you can realize how big of a dick move that is, fucking asshole
That's dumb. Your spouse is trusting you!
I love how people some on TFLN and complain on how bad the person is. Seriously. If you're wanting cotton-candy goodness, then don't come on here. I'm sure GivesMeHope is better for you prudes.
also pretty sure you're the cheating type
Don't forget to nail your wife every once in a while between other wives. Otherwise you're just asking for suspicion.
Fuck you u fucking flamer I hope u burn in hell with all the other cheaters out there. It's not funny you peck
Little news for all you self-righteous fools: ALL men cheat, or would if they could - it's a biological instinct. It's normal. The societal prohibition against adultery is what is abnormal.
Oh yes they do :) go on and do what you got to do!
Probably posted by a guy. I'd never been so over-sexed in my life, and one of those relationships was virtually asexual. As they say about Vegas, some people just can't handle it.
Huh never been first before....
AHHHHHHHH YEAH BRAHSKIE!!!!! CHILL MAN!!!!