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  • Wait until your spouse finds out. Then your affair will take a lot out of your wallet, too.

    Submitted by iowawashington on Sep 15, 10 at 5:13pm
  • 8:45?? having a affair with a middle schooler??

    Submitted by jasboo on Sep 15, 10 at 4:58pm
  • I didn't realize you needed sleep if you didn't have a soul

    Submitted by Phys on Sep 15, 10 at 11:41pm
  • Put that much effort in your relationship and you won't need an affair.

    Submitted by EJS4 on Sep 15, 10 at 10:41pm
  • In bed at 845, home by 11

    Submitted by Pengz on Sep 15, 10 at 10:03pm
  • What's with all the douchebag cheating texts lately? Fuck cheaters. Grow up.

    Submitted by wittyjessa on Sep 15, 10 at 11:16pm
    • dude this is tfln would ppl seriously PLEASE stop taking everything so effin seriously! its just the internet.

      Submitted by bellisssima on Sep 16, 10 at 7:08am
  • Ass hat.

    Submitted by MandatoryPants on Sep 15, 10 at 10:00pm
  • I go to bed that early but that's because it's exhausting being as awesome as I am.

    Submitted by iblowpops on Sep 15, 10 at 10:08pm
  • Cuz that doesn't look suspicious.

    Submitted by NCA on Sep 15, 10 at 5:01pm
  • In Soviet Russia, adultery is punishable by death, you bastard.

    Submitted by SovietMotherland on Sep 16, 10 at 8:44am
  • Scumbag.

    Submitted by iltby on Sep 16, 10 at 9:36am
  • Who said he was the one cheating?

    Submitted by BeeberFeiver on Sep 16, 10 at 9:05pm
  • Hope the wifey doesn't read this.

    Submitted by trpklcoconut on Sep 16, 10 at 5:05pm
  • Burn in hell you fucking douche bag, I've been on the receiving end of having a spouse cheat on me, I hope she finds out and takes all your money and all the shit you worked so hard for so you can realize how big of a dick move that is, fucking asshole

    Submitted by Queue95 on Sep 16, 10 at 11:32pm
  • That's dumb. Your spouse is trusting you!

    Submitted by super_gurl_00 on Sep 16, 10 at 2:18am
  • I love how people some on TFLN and complain on how bad the person is. Seriously. If you're wanting cotton-candy goodness, then don't come on here. I'm sure GivesMeHope is better for you prudes.

    Submitted by kayytayy on Sep 16, 10 at 3:44am
  • Don't forget to nail your wife every once in a while between other wives. Otherwise you're just asking for suspicion.

    Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Sep 16, 10 at 8:45am
  • Fuck you u fucking flamer I hope u burn in hell with all the other cheaters out there. It's not funny you peck

    Submitted by peoplergay1234 on Sep 16, 10 at 9:50pm
  • Little news for all you self-righteous fools: ALL men cheat, or would if they could - it's a biological instinct. It's normal. The societal prohibition against adultery is what is abnormal.

    Submitted by Jughead on Sep 16, 10 at 9:01am
  • Oh yes they do :) go on and do what you got to do!

    Submitted by blahfreakinblah on Sep 17, 10 at 2:02am
  • Probably posted by a guy. I'd never been so over-sexed in my life, and one of those relationships was virtually asexual. As they say about Vegas, some people just can't handle it.

    Submitted by amonymous on Sep 15, 10 at 4:29pm
  • Huh never been first before....

    Submitted by textmetomorrow on Sep 15, 10 at 4:14pm