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  • Submitted by iowawashington on Sep 15, 10 at 5:13pm

    Wait until your spouse finds out. Then your affair will take a lot out of your wallet, too.

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      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Sep 15, 10 at 7:33pm

      and hopefully their bodies when they get their asses kicked

  • Submitted by jasboo on Sep 15, 10 at 4:58pm

    8:45?? having a affair with a middle schooler??

  • Submitted by Phys on Sep 15, 10 at 11:41pm

    I didn't realize you needed sleep if you didn't have a soul

  • Submitted by EJS4 on Sep 15, 10 at 10:41pm

    Put that much effort in your relationship and you won't need an affair.

  • Submitted by wittyjessa on Sep 15, 10 at 11:16pm

    What's with all the douchebag cheating texts lately? Fuck cheaters. Grow up.

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      Submitted by bellisssima on Sep 16, 10 at 7:08am

      dude this is tfln would ppl seriously PLEASE stop taking everything so effin seriously! its just the internet.

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        Submitted by ingebeastly on Sep 16, 10 at 3:07pm

        yes because these retard affair posts are SOOO interesting

  • Submitted by Pengz on Sep 15, 10 at 10:03pm

    In bed at 845, home by 11

  • Submitted by MandatoryPants on Sep 15, 10 at 10:00pm

    Ass hat.

  • Submitted by iblowpops on Sep 15, 10 at 10:08pm

    I go to bed that early but that's because it's exhausting being as awesome as I am.

  • Submitted by NCA on Sep 15, 10 at 5:01pm

    Cuz that doesn't look suspicious.

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    Submitted by iltby on Sep 16, 10 at 9:36am

    Scumbag.

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    Submitted by SovietMotherland on Sep 16, 10 at 8:44am

    In Soviet Russia, adultery is punishable by death, you bastard.

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    Submitted by Queue95 on Sep 16, 10 at 11:32pm

    Burn in hell you fucking douche bag, I've been on the receiving end of having a spouse cheat on me, I hope she finds out and takes all your money and all the shit you worked so hard for so you can realize how big of a dick move that is, fucking asshole

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    Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Sep 16, 10 at 8:45am

    Don't forget to nail your wife every once in a while between other wives. Otherwise you're just asking for suspicion.

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    Submitted by BeeberFeiver on Sep 16, 10 at 9:05pm

    Who said he was the one cheating?

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    Submitted by super_gurl_00 on Sep 16, 10 at 2:18am

    That's dumb. Your spouse is trusting you!

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    Submitted by trpklcoconut on Sep 16, 10 at 5:05pm

    Hope the wifey doesn't read this.

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    Submitted by peoplergay1234 on Sep 16, 10 at 9:50pm

    Fuck you u fucking flamer I hope u burn in hell with all the other cheaters out there. It's not funny you peck

  • Submitted by kayytayy on Sep 16, 10 at 3:44am

    I love how people some on TFLN and complain on how bad the person is. Seriously. If you're wanting cotton-candy goodness, then don't come on here. I'm sure GivesMeHope is better for you prudes.

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      Submitted by lalalalalalala on Sep 17, 10 at 5:18pm

      also pretty sure you're the cheating type

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    Submitted by blahfreakinblah on Sep 17, 10 at 2:02am

    Oh yes they do :) go on and do what you got to do!

  • Submitted by Jughead on Sep 16, 10 at 9:01am

    Little news for all you self-righteous fools: ALL men cheat, or would if they could - it's a biological instinct. It's normal. The societal prohibition against adultery is what is abnormal.

  • Submitted by amonymous on Sep 15, 10 at 4:29pm

    Probably posted by a guy. I'd never been so over-sexed in my life, and one of those relationships was virtually asexual. As they say about Vegas, some people just can't handle it.

  • Submitted by textmetomorrow on Sep 15, 10 at 4:14pm

    Huh never been first before....

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      Submitted by PotLovingMF on Sep 15, 10 at 11:22pm

      AHHHHHHHH YEAH BRAHSKIE!!!!! CHILL MAN!!!!