I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
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She will get you a matching one.
I dont get why youre advertising how other guys can have butt sex with your wife.
More like just add lube. Remember folks, Too much lube is almost enough.
Maybe that's why Jersey smells so bad...And don't say that it doesn't! Because it totally smells! We can smell it from LI, yeah that bad. If you live in NJ and think it doesn't smell then that just means that it's gotten into your central nervous system already and there is no coming back from that. Sorry, its da troof.
If you think jersey smells bad then you obviously never been to Iraq. After being there the smell in jersey is like flowers. And thats mainly between exits 14 and 16 on the turnpike that it smells.
No you're right, I've never been to Iraq.
Or in central Illionis with two the soy bean factories oh man it smells so bad. And where I lived in Decatur we were not that far away from Staleys the biggest one it smelled a lot worse lol. And even worse than that is when you drove across the viaduct right next to it you would get what looks like rain on your car but it was like whatever was coming out of the facotory, I would hate to have to be the sorry sap who has to walk over that thing. And that my friends is why Illinois is known as the armpit
Of the country
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You know I don't mind when people post shit they heard on Comedy Central but it would be nice if once in a while they gave credit to the comedian they,re qouting.
Stay classy, OP. What a dream husband.
HAHAHAHAH OP YOU'RE SO CLEVER YOU SHOULD WRITE FOR EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND LOLOLOLOL
I have tequila.
Thts a girls right of passage 2 becoming a hoodrat haha
@Xander03 maybe OP likes to watch?
My husband does the same thing except it tajes wild turkey for me
Hey thatguy, if you wanna play that game you should smell the gaza strip, iraqs got nothing on it. And regardless multiple places are able to smell like ass and nj is on that list.
Hell yea! Wilwood's where it's at!
sounds like a tattoo my ex should get... I'm a girl :(
Who is he getting the tattoo for? He already knows, and does he really want her next to know this?
Good luck "getting" her that
If she's not drunk, it takes me about an hours negotiating and sometimes long enough to completely lose my erection whole getting her to agree to it. Can't blame her though, I'm bigger around than her wrist.