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  • Submitted by QuAnTuM on Aug 23, 10 at 2:35pm

    She will get you a matching one.

  • Submitted by Xander03 on Aug 23, 10 at 2:41pm

    I dont get why youre advertising how other guys can have butt sex with your wife.

  • Submitted by IfSheSpinsFast on Aug 23, 10 at 3:01pm

    More like just add lube. Remember folks, Too much lube is almost enough.

  • Submitted by guitarmageddon on Aug 23, 10 at 2:39pm

    Maybe that's why Jersey smells so bad...And don't say that it doesn't! Because it totally smells! We can smell it from LI, yeah that bad. If you live in NJ and think it doesn't smell then that just means that it's gotten into your central nervous system already and there is no coming back from that. Sorry, its da troof.

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      Submitted by ThatGuy on Aug 23, 10 at 5:14pm

      If you think jersey smells bad then you obviously never been to Iraq. After being there the smell in jersey is like flowers. And thats mainly between exits 14 and 16 on the turnpike that it smells.

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        Submitted by guitarmageddon on Aug 23, 10 at 7:11pm

        No you're right, I've never been to Iraq.

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        Submitted by ashes87 on Aug 24, 10 at 6:32am

        Or in central Illionis with two the soy bean factories oh man it smells so bad. And where I lived in Decatur we were not that far away from Staleys the biggest one it smelled a lot worse lol. And even worse than that is when you drove across the viaduct right next to it you would get what looks like rain on your car but it was like whatever was coming out of the facotory, I would hate to have to be the sorry sap who has to walk over that thing. And that my friends is why Illinois is known as the armpit

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    Submitted by Anonyrnous on Aug 23, 10 at 5:00pm

    I have tequila.

  • Submitted by TheWorst on Aug 23, 10 at 2:38pm


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    Submitted by mr_sphincter on Aug 23, 10 at 8:35pm

    You know I don't mind when people post shit they heard on Comedy Central but it would be nice if once in a while they gave credit to the comedian they,re qouting.

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    Submitted by carepolice on Aug 23, 10 at 3:43pm

    Stay classy, OP. What a dream husband.

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    Submitted by sorryboutcha11 on Aug 23, 10 at 3:23pm


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    Submitted by BIG_PELOTAS on Aug 23, 10 at 4:14pm

    Thts a girls right of passage 2 becoming a hoodrat haha

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Aug 23, 10 at 3:50pm

    @Xander03 maybe OP likes to watch?

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    Submitted by TheInstructor on Aug 23, 10 at 11:25pm

    Hey thatguy, if you wanna play that game you should smell the gaza strip, iraqs got nothing on it. And regardless multiple places are able to smell like ass and nj is on that list.

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    Submitted by NataSept on Aug 24, 10 at 2:44am


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    Submitted by Clint1989 on Aug 23, 10 at 7:47pm

    Good luck "getting" her that

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    Submitted by xbox_rox68 on Sep 6, 10 at 4:33pm

    Hell yea! Wilwood's where it's at!

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    Submitted by peachie on Aug 23, 10 at 8:27pm

    sounds like a tattoo my ex should get... I'm a girl :(

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    Submitted by evolwayz on Aug 23, 10 at 6:53pm

    Who is he getting the tattoo for? He already knows, and does he really want her next to know this?

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    Submitted by RapeNKillYourMom on Aug 24, 10 at 4:37pm

    If she's not drunk, it takes me about an hours negotiating and sometimes long enough to completely lose my erection whole getting her to agree to it. Can't blame her though, I'm bigger around than her wrist.

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    Submitted by kareeras on Aug 24, 10 at 5:59am

    My husband does the same thing except it tajes wild turkey for me