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  • 112 87
    Submitted by anonymous8889 on Oct 9, 10 at 3:53pm
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    "Is she perverted like me? Would she go down on you in a theater?"

  • 107 86
    Submitted by meghan88 on Oct 9, 10 at 8:09pm
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    Does she speak eloquently and would she have your baby? I'm sure she'd make a really excellent mother

  • 97 82
    Submitted by meattastic on Oct 9, 10 at 7:04pm
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    Sounds like a keeper.

  • 89 85
    Submitted by hootch on Oct 9, 10 at 11:12pm
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    Cause the joke that you laid in the bed that was me and I'm not gonna fade as soon as you close your eyes

  • 82 86
    Submitted by bandgeek11 on Oct 9, 10 at 8:15pm
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    YES best song ever.

  • 86 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 10 at 1:20pm
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    Meow.

    • 72 95
      Submitted by said8ED on Oct 9, 10 at 3:07pm
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      wtf? Cat's can text?

  • 75 75
    Submitted by oh_mylanta on Oct 10, 10 at 9:10am
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    Oh god, that sooo sounds like something I would do.

  • 79 89
    Submitted by vodkadude on Oct 10, 10 at 5:21pm
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    That's hilarious.