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  • Submitted by PearlsOfWisdom on Aug 5, 10 at 1:17pm

    nothing grows a relationship like letting him blast it down your throat

  • Submitted by pey0te on Aug 5, 10 at 1:25pm

    So you said a lot of, "Hgghgh gllghghghl" then?

  • Submitted by rainbuckets on Aug 5, 10 at 1:41pm

    Hey Grammer_Nazi, I hope you are just trying to be ironic and actually know that it's spelled "grammar" and not "grammer." Otherwise I think we are going to need a Spelling Nazi up in here.

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      Submitted by jthenailer on Aug 12, 10 at 12:11am

      lol it's makes it that much funnier when you put Nazi behind it...

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    Submitted by DAAAYMO on Aug 5, 10 at 1:49pm

    Grammer_Nazi = PWND

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    Submitted by K66Aggression on Aug 5, 10 at 1:52pm

    like i've said before, if he can understand what you're saying then you are doing it all wrong

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    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 5, 10 at 3:43pm

    I’m guessing he did most of the talking like “oh baby, yeah.” Eh sure, you could count positive reinforcement as bonding.

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    Submitted by Spelling_Nazi on Aug 5, 10 at 3:18pm

    Grammer_Nazi- I can't even put into words how much of a failure you are.

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      Submitted by rainbuckets on Aug 5, 10 at 7:16pm

      Glad someone took my suggestion. Unless you already existed and have just been MIA for awhile?

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    Submitted by Clint1989 on Aug 5, 10 at 1:58pm

    Typical sensual bonding but oh yeah we fucked scenario.... These texts are all the same and happen too often

    • 49 59
      Submitted by iowawashington on Aug 6, 10 at 11:03am

      Hour long head sessions happen too often? How can that be possible?

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    Submitted by leadbelly on Aug 5, 10 at 1:35pm

    So how did the audition go?

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    Submitted by niceman on Aug 5, 10 at 3:32pm

    SARAH PALIN--this is why Michelle Obama hates you. Leave Barack's dick alone, girl.

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    Submitted by tumes on Aug 5, 10 at 2:27pm

    Grammer-nazi (sic): Capitalization is a matter of style, not grammar. You are a shithead on all fronts.

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    Submitted by rmbtrumpet on Aug 5, 10 at 1:15pm

    what a champ. multitasking ftw!

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    Submitted by MCR2011 on Apr 10, 11 at 7:22pm

    I hate grammar duche bags

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    Submitted by Spelling_Nazi on Aug 6, 10 at 10:52am

    @rainbuckets: lol i made this one like 3 days ago, which happens to be a coincidence. :P

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    Submitted by tommysalami on Aug 5, 10 at 2:50pm

    Suck it down sweet lady, build our relationship by drinking my kids

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    Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 5, 10 at 2:58pm

    "I said, put it my mouth, my mother fucking mouth, put it my mouth, my mother fucking mouth" Jooknow anytime Akinyele is in a conversation, it always ends with bonding.

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    Submitted by Hierro on Aug 5, 10 at 4:34pm

    @Tumes: I can't reply via iPhone. Style is an element of mechanics. You learn the ropes then make your own style.

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    Submitted by jthenailer on Aug 12, 10 at 12:08am

    if you were talking while his phallus was in your mouth that's just plain unadulterated rudeness....

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    Submitted by tumes on Aug 6, 10 at 1:52am

    @Hierro: Unless I'm misunderstanding you I think you mean voice. I'm referring to style like, "Strunk and White's Elements of Style is the most boring thing I've ever read," meaning of the word.

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    Submitted by haha1 on Aug 5, 10 at 3:13pm

    if thats bonding you bond with alot of guys huh?

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    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Aug 5, 10 at 4:42pm

    Isn't this a repeat?

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    Submitted by Hierro on Aug 5, 10 at 3:18pm

    @Tumes: Grammar douches are obnoxious. Capitalization isn't a matter of style, however.

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      Submitted by tumes on Aug 5, 10 at 3:47pm

      Sure it is. Capitalization is an element of mechanics and mechanics are an element of style.

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        Submitted by tumes on Aug 5, 10 at 4:00pm

        Oops, mechanics -is- an element of style.

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    Submitted by wooowduuude12 on Aug 5, 10 at 2:05pm

    Do I? Do I really get the point?

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    Submitted by hogfish on Jul 30, 12 at 2:11pm

    So, you were humming your replies?

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    Submitted by timbeach3 on Aug 7, 10 at 10:27am

    You did bond, in a very intimate and literal way.

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    Submitted by Grammer_Nazi on Aug 5, 10 at 1:35pm

    The capitalization in the OP is wrong.