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  • nothing grows a relationship like letting him blast it down your throat

    Submitted by PearlsOfWisdom on Aug 5, 10 at 1:17pm
  • Hey Grammer_Nazi, I hope you are just trying to be ironic and actually know that it's spelled "grammar" and not "grammer." Otherwise I think we are going to need a Spelling Nazi up in here.

    Submitted by rainbuckets on Aug 5, 10 at 1:41pm
    • lol it's makes it that much funnier when you put Nazi behind it...

      Submitted by jthenailer on Aug 12, 10 at 12:11am
  • So you said a lot of, "Hgghgh gllghghghl" then?

    Submitted by pey0te on Aug 5, 10 at 1:25pm
  • Grammer_Nazi = PWND

    Submitted by DAAAYMO on Aug 5, 10 at 1:49pm
  • I’m guessing he did most of the talking like “oh baby, yeah.” Eh sure, you could count positive reinforcement as bonding.

    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 5, 10 at 3:43pm
  • like i've said before, if he can understand what you're saying then you are doing it all wrong

    Submitted by K66Aggression on Aug 5, 10 at 1:52pm
  • So how did the audition go?

    Submitted by leadbelly on Aug 5, 10 at 1:35pm
  • Typical sensual bonding but oh yeah we fucked scenario.... These texts are all the same and happen too often

    Submitted by Clint1989 on Aug 5, 10 at 1:58pm
  • Grammer_Nazi- I can't even put into words how much of a failure you are.

    Submitted by Spelling_Nazi on Aug 5, 10 at 3:18pm
    • Glad someone took my suggestion. Unless you already existed and have just been MIA for awhile?

      Submitted by rainbuckets on Aug 5, 10 at 7:16pm
  • what a champ. multitasking ftw!

    Submitted by rmbtrumpet on Aug 5, 10 at 1:15pm
  • @rainbuckets: lol i made this one like 3 days ago, which happens to be a coincidence. :P

    Submitted by Spelling_Nazi on Aug 6, 10 at 10:52am
  • @Tumes: I can't reply via iPhone. Style is an element of mechanics. You learn the ropes then make your own style.

    Submitted by Hierro on Aug 5, 10 at 4:34pm
  • if you were talking while his phallus was in your mouth that's just plain unadulterated rudeness....

    Submitted by jthenailer on Aug 12, 10 at 12:08am
  • Grammer-nazi (sic): Capitalization is a matter of style, not grammar. You are a shithead on all fronts.

    Submitted by tumes on Aug 5, 10 at 2:27pm
  • Suck it down sweet lady, build our relationship by drinking my kids

    Submitted by tommysalami on Aug 5, 10 at 2:50pm
  • SARAH PALIN--this is why Michelle Obama hates you. Leave Barack's dick alone, girl.

    Submitted by niceman on Aug 5, 10 at 3:32pm
  • @Hierro: Unless I'm misunderstanding you I think you mean voice. I'm referring to style like, "Strunk and White's Elements of Style is the most boring thing I've ever read," meaning of the word.

    Submitted by tumes on Aug 6, 10 at 1:52am
  • You did bond, in a very intimate and literal way.

    Submitted by timbeach3 on Aug 7, 10 at 10:27am
  • "I said, put it my mouth, my mother fucking mouth, put it my mouth, my mother fucking mouth" Jooknow anytime Akinyele is in a conversation, it always ends with bonding.

    Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 5, 10 at 2:58pm
  • I hate grammar duche bags

    Submitted by MCR2011 on Apr 10, 11 at 7:22pm
  • Isn't this a repeat?

    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Aug 5, 10 at 4:42pm
  • So, you were humming your replies?

    Submitted by hogfish on Jul 30, 12 at 2:11pm
  • @Tumes: Grammar douches are obnoxious. Capitalization isn't a matter of style, however.

    Submitted by Hierro on Aug 5, 10 at 3:18pm
    • Sure it is. Capitalization is an element of mechanics and mechanics are an element of style.

      Submitted by tumes on Aug 5, 10 at 3:47pm
      • Oops, mechanics -is- an element of style.

        Submitted by tumes on Aug 5, 10 at 4:00pm
  • if thats bonding you bond with alot of guys huh?

    Submitted by haha1 on Aug 5, 10 at 3:13pm
  • The capitalization in the OP is wrong.

    Submitted by Grammer_Nazi on Aug 5, 10 at 1:35pm
  • Do I? Do I really get the point?

    Submitted by wooowduuude12 on Aug 5, 10 at 2:05pm