we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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nothing grows a relationship like letting him blast it down your throat
Hey Grammer_Nazi, I hope you are just trying to be ironic and actually know that it's spelled "grammar" and not "grammer." Otherwise I think we are going to need a Spelling Nazi up in here.
lol it's makes it that much funnier when you put Nazi behind it...
So you said a lot of, "Hgghgh gllghghghl" then?
Grammer_Nazi = PWND
I’m guessing he did most of the talking like “oh baby, yeah.” Eh sure, you could count positive reinforcement as bonding.
like i've said before, if he can understand what you're saying then you are doing it all wrong
So how did the audition go?
Typical sensual bonding but oh yeah we fucked scenario.... These texts are all the same and happen too often
Hour long head sessions happen too often? How can that be possible?
Grammer_Nazi- I can't even put into words how much of a failure you are.
Glad someone took my suggestion. Unless you already existed and have just been MIA for awhile?
what a champ. multitasking ftw!
Suck it down sweet lady, build our relationship by drinking my kids
@rainbuckets: lol i made this one like 3 days ago, which happens to be a coincidence. :P
Grammer-nazi (sic): Capitalization is a matter of style, not grammar. You are a shithead on all fronts.
if you were talking while his phallus was in your mouth that's just plain unadulterated rudeness....
@Tumes: I can't reply via iPhone. Style is an element of mechanics. You learn the ropes then make your own style.
SARAH PALIN--this is why Michelle Obama hates you. Leave Barack's dick alone, girl.
You did bond, in a very intimate and literal way.
@Hierro: Unless I'm misunderstanding you I think you mean voice. I'm referring to style like, "Strunk and White's Elements of Style is the most boring thing I've ever read," meaning of the word.
I hate grammar duche bags
Isn't this a repeat?
@Tumes: Grammar douches are obnoxious. Capitalization isn't a matter of style, however.
Sure it is. Capitalization is an element of mechanics and mechanics are an element of style.
Oops, mechanics -is- an element of style.
"I said, put it my mouth, my mother fucking mouth, put it my mouth, my mother fucking mouth" Jooknow anytime Akinyele is in a conversation, it always ends with bonding.
So, you were humming your replies?
if thats bonding you bond with alot of guys huh?
The capitalization in the OP is wrong.
Do I? Do I really get the point?