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  • I think once the money has exchanged hands you pretty much have to do as he requested or risk getting pimp slapped across your mouth.

    Submitted by jojoboo1 on Aug 4, 10 at 11:41am
  • Rule: When you take requests, eventually someone will ask to see your feet. No exceptions. (Also I hope you did an Italian accent when u said that.)

    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 4, 10 at 11:37am
  • As the song says : put it in yer mouth!

    Submitted by mintyshake on Aug 4, 10 at 8:59pm
  • Snore

    Submitted by IMGr8NU on Aug 4, 10 at 11:30am
  • Tell him you'll do it only if he sings "Plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is" afterwards.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Aug 4, 10 at 2:52pm
  • you're taking requests and he didn't ask to put it in your ass. What an idiot

    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 4, 10 at 8:06pm
  • Show me what nine zero. Three seven 8 zero 9 five 13

    Submitted by showitup on Aug 4, 10 at 1:42pm
  • Bahahaha! That's how we do it in the ATX!

    Submitted by txstate on Aug 31, 10 at 5:38pm
  • You should have yelled "But Luigi? Whatsa matta wit ya balls? They so small."

    Submitted by squibkick on Aug 4, 10 at 9:07pm
  • Of course that's from 512

    Submitted by JillyX on Aug 4, 10 at 3:55pm
  • Keep Austin weird??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 10 at 3:47pm
  • So does that mean his balls look and smell like a spicy meatball? Sick...I will never look at meatballs the same again.

    Submitted by LoloFoShoSho on Aug 5, 10 at 2:47am
  • Super Mario Balls LMAO

    Submitted by Stimofo on Aug 4, 10 at 7:08pm
  • Omg that's hillarious

    Submitted by theseagle on Aug 4, 10 at 8:52pm
  • last

    Submitted by redevilmuahah on Aug 4, 10 at 11:28am
  • @TheRuleBook... You forgot rule 726, when accepting the request to say a faux/cliche Italian saying you must say it with said faux/cliche Italian accent. No exceptions.

    Submitted by dak5432 on Aug 5, 10 at 1:43am
  • Haha that's funny

    Submitted by Heckert415 on Aug 4, 10 at 1:28pm
  • I love TheRuleBook!!! Ur my hero!!

    Submitted by BadBabe93 on Aug 4, 10 at 12:23pm
  • Lol!

    Submitted by bittles123 on Aug 9, 10 at 6:21am
  • This post made my day!!! I first read it with the accent and everything! Hilarious

    Submitted by EuroPeein on Aug 5, 10 at 2:18pm