Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
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Well if you can only think of one person who will do it its not going to be much of a threesome....
Time to surrender the booty
Ifshespinsfast stole my thunder, nice call
Let's meet at the pirate bar in Silver Spring and we'll make it a pirate foursome...
ohhh man i would LOVE to be pillaged and plundered!
Don't forget the parrot.
XD this is my area code!!!
*insert unrelated Seinfeld quote here *
Who wants toast?
I know what I'm doing this haloween...
Pirate threesome would be AWESOME!
I've got your treasure, matey, and you can shiver my timbers all night.