The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
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But since it's on AT&T, you keep getting teeth
The iPhone is more like constantly getting fucked in the ass by Apple. Without lube.
Wow. This guy needs a girl that gives head the right way. iPhone is nothing compared to good head!!
you know you're a nerd when you compare technology to sex
Stop submitting texts Apple!
is that why it costs so much?????
Not sure where you're getting your bj's
Which is why you're not getting blowjobs...
It's a phone not the second coming of Jesus. Everyone calm down.
jesus never came
WRONG! There was a Jesus of Nazareth, there is undeniable evidence of that. The only debate is whether or not he was the son of God which you would know if you weren't retarded.
It's NOT just a phone! It's the best phone ever made! It's like having a pocket BJ machine! It only comes in 2nd to great head with swallow! Anything less than that... iPhone wins!
Those that complain dont have an iphone... Yet.
I chose a droid over an iphone. No amount of prettiness is worth AT&T's garbage service. Maybe when they come to Verizon I'll get one.
With the isperm app you can even jack your phone off
Awww, how cute. Someone finally got a smartphone that can multi-task. Nothing like 3 year old technology.
iPhone....multi-task....am I missing something here?
3:07 4G is bullshit anyway, it's the same speed as at
4G = 4th gen.
Too bad the iPhone is NOT the best phone around. It's not even 4G capable and costs way too much. Also, no phone is as good as a piece of ass, unless they're doing it completely wrong.
I too would be a mad mufucka if I didn't have an iPhone :)
iPhone's the shit :)
Hell yes. iPhones fucking rule.
I usually compare it to having a second dick. I mean, you always end up playing with it when you're bored...
Oh look at all the butthurt verizon customers all upset they can't have the iPhone :) haters.
Agree with rosamondmoonpie
The iPhone is like a 14 year old virgin boy.\nTouch and jizz.\n\nMhmm.
There's an app for that?
I bet $100 this was written by an apple rep
Thera an app for that \n\n\n yay the new bj app costs one socil life
thumbs down beeecause..I don't know.. Haha, they're girls that hate giving head?
Definatly agree with 1:43
news flash: iphones suck dick
That must be awful! You never cum??
Yes someone understands!!!
A very helpful blowjob
Let me rephrase. A blow job from a guy
Still lol'ing at all the teenage trend-whores who think the iPhone is the most amazing thing since sliced bread. PROTIP: Nothing about it is new or revolutionary, all Apple did was make it look pretty and simplify everything to the point of being almost useless. Inb4"umad"
The iPhone is better than sex, no question. Once you hit age 40, the electronic toys win.
Why would anyone give this a thumbs down?