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  • Submitted by inflamessoilwork on Jul 11, 10 at 2:02pm

    But since it's on AT&T, you keep getting teeth

  • Submitted by livnlrg8 on Jul 11, 10 at 2:21pm

    Wow. This guy needs a girl that gives head the right way. iPhone is nothing compared to good head!!

  • Submitted by betteroffded on Jul 11, 10 at 2:07pm

    The iPhone is more like constantly getting fucked in the ass by Apple. Without lube.

  • Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Jul 11, 10 at 2:44pm

    you know you're a nerd when you compare technology to sex

  • Submitted by zealous on Jul 11, 10 at 2:17pm

    It's a phone not the second coming of Jesus. Everyone calm down.

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      Submitted by TheNewGuy03 on Jul 12, 10 at 2:32am

      jesus never came

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        Submitted by huskerfan9287 on Jul 12, 10 at 3:41pm

        WRONG! There was a Jesus of Nazareth, there is undeniable evidence of that. The only debate is whether or not he was the son of God which you would know if you weren't retarded.

  • Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 11, 10 at 2:31pm

    Those that complain dont have an iphone... Yet.

    • Submitted by TheBigDonkey on Jul 11, 10 at 9:31pm

      I chose a droid over an iphone. No amount of prettiness is worth AT&T's garbage service. Maybe when they come to Verizon I'll get one.

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    Submitted by deannasausages on Jul 12, 10 at 12:28am

    Not sure where you're getting your bj's

  • Submitted by CherryPoppa on Jul 11, 10 at 3:35pm

    Which is why you're not getting blowjobs...

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    Submitted by ClaytonBigsby on Jul 11, 10 at 4:33pm

    is that why it costs so much?????

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    Submitted by TruthHurts on Jul 11, 10 at 10:47pm

    Stop submitting texts Apple!

  • Submitted by ibitebcareful on Jul 11, 10 at 2:43pm

    It's NOT just a phone! It's the best phone ever made! It's like having a pocket BJ machine! It only comes in 2nd to great head with swallow! Anything less than that... iPhone wins!

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    Submitted by beachbaby on Jul 12, 10 at 12:09am

    With the isperm app you can even jack your phone off

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    Submitted by guberjr on Jul 11, 10 at 3:07pm

    Too bad the iPhone is NOT the best phone around. It's not even 4G capable and costs way too much. Also, no phone is as good as a piece of ass, unless they're doing it completely wrong.

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    Submitted by xanok on Jul 11, 10 at 7:03pm

    Awww, how cute. Someone finally got a smartphone that can multi-task. Nothing like 3 year old technology.

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      Submitted by urallstupid on Jul 13, 10 at 8:54am I missing something here?

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    Submitted by MandatoryPants on Jul 12, 10 at 3:16am

    Hell yes. iPhones fucking rule.

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    Submitted by MJ89 on Jul 12, 10 at 6:20am

    I usually compare it to having a second dick. I mean, you always end up playing with it when you're bored...

  • Submitted by bowfishinlady on Jul 11, 10 at 2:48pm

    I too would be a mad mufucka if I didn't have an iPhone :)

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    Submitted by iamsofly on Jul 12, 10 at 10:45pm


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    Submitted by Fuckthissss on Jul 11, 10 at 1:35pm

    Sure is

  • 64 76
    Submitted by Joey27 on Jul 12, 10 at 4:19am

    3:07 4G is bullshit anyway, it's the same speed as at

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    Submitted by Natty17 on Jul 12, 10 at 10:54am

    iPhone's the shit :)

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    Submitted by xKcDqC on Jul 11, 10 at 1:55pm

    For sure.

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    Submitted by bombshellxxp on Jul 11, 10 at 9:39pm

    Oh look at all the butthurt verizon customers all upset they can't have the iPhone :) haters.

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    Submitted by ocean_eyes on Jul 13, 10 at 2:47pm

    I bet $100 this was written by an apple rep

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    Submitted by praznick on Jul 11, 10 at 6:51pm

    Except AT

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    Submitted by kailaaa on Jul 11, 10 at 6:27pm

    Agree with rosamondmoonpie

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    Submitted by everydayexcuse on Jul 11, 10 at 5:21pm

    thumbs down beeecause..I don't know.. Haha, they're girls that hate giving head?

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    Submitted by lewlew on Jul 12, 10 at 3:18am

    The iPhone is like a 14 year old virgin boy.\nTouch and jizz.\n\nMhmm.

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    Submitted by boolou on Jul 13, 10 at 3:14am

    There's an app for that?

  • Submitted by timberwolf1984 on Jul 11, 10 at 2:04pm

    Yes someone understands!!!

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    Submitted by cocksuck on Jul 11, 10 at 1:58pm

    Definatly agree with 1:43

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    Submitted by johnnyk on Jul 11, 10 at 11:01pm

    Thera an app for that \n\n\n yay the new bj app costs one socil life

  • Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 12, 10 at 1:31pm

    That must be awful! You never cum??

  • Submitted by JBOMB on Jul 12, 10 at 12:14am

    Ur dumb

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    Submitted by arv4lyf on Jul 11, 10 at 3:56pm

    Hell yeah

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    Submitted by nilesf1 on Nov 2, 13 at 9:27pm

    A very helpful blowjob

  • Submitted by TheNewGuy03 on Jul 12, 10 at 2:34am

    news flash: iphones suck dick

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    Submitted by betteroffded on Jul 12, 10 at 11:55pm

    Still lol'ing at all the teenage trend-whores who think the iPhone is the most amazing thing since sliced bread. PROTIP: Nothing about it is new or revolutionary, all Apple did was make it look pretty and simplify everything to the point of being almost useless. Inb4"umad"

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    Submitted by crapbag727 on Jul 13, 10 at 4:19pm

    Let me rephrase. A blow job from a guy

  • Submitted by frodis65 on Jul 11, 10 at 8:09pm

    The iPhone is better than sex, no question. Once you hit age 40, the electronic toys win.

  • Submitted by daywalker91 on Jul 11, 10 at 1:43pm

    Why would anyone give this a thumbs down?