someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
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Hell yeh reppin the 401!!
Trojan man showed up at a concert flinging condoms on the lawn once. Best. Concert. Ever!
Wow this is the stupidest text from last night I've ever seen. I honestly cannot believe it made it on this site. I've seen way better texts that didn't make it onto this site. Come on tfln...
No you were just in that high need of using condoms...just don't know who your various partners were; all you know is how many you had by how many were around you when you woke up. Go get yourself checked out!!!
You were visited by the condom fairy. Now you just need the pussy fairy to come by ad it will all make sense. You'll know she's there, it will smell funny.
Lol rule 34 of "The Prestige".