she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
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Rule 649: Marry the one willing to swallow. Always.
oh yeah. totally stealing that line : )
she wants to have your babies, down her throat
How is this a bad night? At all?
I want to like this post, because i totally agree that this could not POSSIBLY be a bad night but I also don't want to ruin the iconic 69 likes this comment has!
That is probably the greatest line ever used in the history of the world!!
The best 12 words ever spoken.
I <3 swallowing. :) And sucking dick.
@lacrossedude4. Even tho TheRuleBook misses more than he hits, leave the job to him.
I loved this text except for the 'she tossed me in the back of the car'. OP sounds like a man of small stature and as someone famous once said "I don't like no short short man". j/s
Totally the most epic thing I've ever heard.
Congratulations, you found a woman that's more of a man than you are.
Who voted this a bad night?
Where do all the ones like this hide?
Hey lacrossedude, your WAY off. Not funny. Quit stealing rulebooks thunder.
I'm telling you, church chicks are freaks!
Let there be white, in her throat.
I love to swallow!
this makes me proud to be a 914
Lacrossedude. You're a fa g
ITS NOT TALKING ABOUT VAMPIRES. ITS TALKING ABOUT SUCKING DICK IDIOT! sperm makes babies which equals life.
She threw you? How is that possible?
its not difficult if the person isn't weak..he didn't say she picked him up. She probably just pushed him forcefully
This text gave me a boner
Yay swallow! :D
What a woman, that gave me a boner!
Annnd this is why 12 year olds should not be allowed on TFLN
Tossed you? I would never fuck a man that I could toss
Leave it to westchester girls
Hey Valkyrie csll me
Rule: No matter what it is, someone will want to swallow it.