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  • Submitted by bttrdenu on Oct 4, 10 at 3:20pm

    Say whatever you want, but I have never ever heard the words french and big penis used in one phrase. What is three inches considered huge?

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      Submitted by BlueNBlack on Oct 4, 10 at 3:33pm

      I think that's the point...she needs to stop having sex with him so that she doesn't get continuously disappointed by all the small french men.

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      Submitted by lalalalalalala on Oct 5, 10 at 12:51am

      the french aren't like the asians. they're still white. they have the same variety of penis size that white guys do. like 5-9". three inches is asian.

  • Submitted by gaterhog on Oct 4, 10 at 5:17pm

    Act it out in charades

  • Submitted by j00kn0w on Oct 4, 10 at 3:21pm

    nous ne pouvons pas avoir des relations sexuelles plus parce que votre pénis énorme me ruine pour les français d'autres me

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      Submitted by skootles on Oct 4, 10 at 4:17pm

      hommes*

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      Submitted by neen18 on Oct 5, 10 at 1:38am

      is that the future of ruin though?

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      Submitted by Mazanco on Oct 5, 10 at 7:15am

      He'll just laugh at you with what you just typed... Il faut qu'on arrête de baiser parce que ta bite est trop grosse et j'ai peur que ça me ravage!

  • Submitted by amenant on Oct 4, 10 at 8:16pm

    Je suis désolée mon petit chou, me je crains que nous ne pouvons plus continuer à avoir des rapports car ton sexe est d'une telle taille extraordinaire que j'ai bien peur que les éventuelles rencontres avec tes compatriotes vont s'avérer plutôt décevant à l'avenir. Faut mieux en rester là."

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      Submitted by simba84 on Oct 4, 10 at 11:20pm

      "I am sorry, my sweet, but I fear that we can not continue this relationship because your sex is of such an extraordinary length that I am afraid that the eventual encounters with your compatriots will prove to be deceiving before long. It is better this way."

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      Submitted by Ubermensch on Oct 4, 10 at 11:28pm

      Perfect

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      Submitted by Kasdeya on Oct 5, 10 at 2:04am

      You should stop using online translators.

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        Submitted by amenant on Oct 5, 10 at 6:04am

        Online translators? LOL! Sorry, mate, I don't need one. I'm trilingual and actually live in France.. in PARIS, 3 blocks away from Champs-Elysées. Your first language is French? "First language" isn't even English, btw. First language what? First native language you took in school? Native language? If it were native, sans aucun doute tu dois habiter le 93

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          Submitted by Mazanco on Oct 5, 10 at 7:21am

          Qu'est-ce qui te permet d'être sûr(e) que la personne qui a envoyé ce sms est désoléE ? Par contre, si elles ont lieu, les rencontres risques d'être décevantES.\nEt personnellement si j'entendais ça mot pour mot, je pense que j'arriverais pas à garder mon sérieux !

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        Submitted by amenant on Oct 5, 10 at 6:08am

        Online translators? LOL! Sorry, mate, I don't need one. I'm trilingual and actually live in France.. in PARIS, 3 blocks away from Champs-Elysées. Your first language is French? "First language" isn't even English, btw. First language what? First foreign language you took in school? Native language? If it were to be native, sans aucun doute tu dois habiter le 93

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          Submitted by Kasdeya on Oct 5, 10 at 10:08am

          Aww, I'm sorry, did I hurt your feelings?\n'cause your answer was so harsh that i nearly got horny. I'm a girl, I speak 5 languages, and I live in Belgium, Bruxelles, actually.\nBut I know when a joke's a joke.

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            Submitted by bellisssima on Oct 5, 10 at 1:57pm

            hahah lets all be friends! i live in paris too im going to bruxelles next week!! woooot! ps i also speak three languages...just sayin....

  • Submitted by Taipan on Oct 4, 10 at 10:17pm

    Wouldn't "I'm a slut" be faster and easier to say?

  • Submitted by Corekth on Oct 4, 10 at 8:56pm

    Just tell him u found a bigger one... In Germany

  • Submitted by XiLikeItX on Oct 4, 10 at 4:39pm

    Say your cock is so big but I just can not be with you like this anymore

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      Submitted by lalalalalalala on Oct 5, 10 at 12:53am

      "i know that you are hung, but i just cannot be with you like dees anymore!\n...alexandre"

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        Submitted by starfishy on Oct 5, 10 at 10:20pm

        I. Fucking love you for that. Why can't we thumbs-up replies?

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    Submitted by EuroPeein on Oct 6, 10 at 1:38pm

    How do you say G and Clit? Always warm her up before finding out just how tight she is

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    Submitted by rustybucket on Oct 6, 10 at 12:31am

    Really neen18? Compare me to hitler? You are such a stupid bitch. I don't believe in the whole genocide psycho thing. I just think the French are weird. You're a close minded douche and you should probably get off your little insignificant rant and get on a dick yourself. Sounds like u need some. Peace out!

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    Submitted by rico1931 on Oct 4, 10 at 3:16pm

    Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir\nVoulez vous coucher avec moi

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    Submitted by BitchSlapper on Oct 4, 10 at 6:50pm

    Or just keeping fucking cause ur prob loose by Now anyway!

  • Submitted by gil on Oct 4, 10 at 4:06pm

    French guys are hot.

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    Submitted by JZ17 on Oct 5, 10 at 6:36pm

    girls can have sex or babies a lot and go back to the normal size, so the person who posted she is loose... ur dumb.

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    Submitted by said8ED on Oct 6, 10 at 1:51am

    forget the penis; this thread is huge

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    Submitted by TheMallet09 on Oct 4, 10 at 5:39pm

    Say, "on peut pas se baiser non plus à cause de ton queue qui est trop grand pour moi. Sinon, je vais être ruiner pour les autres gens français." I speak French fluently...just sayin!

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      Submitted by bellisssima on Oct 4, 10 at 6:55pm

      ton queue? wouldnt it be more like ta bite? i think thatd be better ...or she could simply say non merci...haha

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        Submitted by TheMallet09 on Oct 4, 10 at 9:00pm

        bite = pee pee\nqueue = dick

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      Submitted by Ubermensch on Oct 4, 10 at 11:27pm

      French is my first language and honestly, that first sentence is terrible. Baiser should be "fourrer". And i agree, it should be bite not queue.

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      Submitted by Kasdeya on Oct 5, 10 at 2:06am

      Baiser c`est pas trés beau. Faire l'amour c`est mieux , plus sensible. Just saying. ^.^

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      Submitted by Mazanco on Oct 5, 10 at 7:24am

      "ta queue" is ok, but not "ton". The difference between queue and bite the same as the difference between cock and dick. *grande *ruiné(e)

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    Submitted by amenant on Oct 4, 10 at 8:20pm

    "ruiner" in French has strictly economical connotations. No native speaker would ever use it in this case, and if you'd like to make a polite comment, stay away from "bitte" and "queue". They're far from being what's considered "distingué"... I posted an accurate translation for you. Hope it helps!

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      Submitted by Mazanco on Oct 5, 10 at 7:31am

      You're on textsfromlastnight.com do you really think that they're looking for something distingué? They just asked "nicely". And sorry, but ruiner has other meanings, maybe in Paris it only has economical connotations but not everywhere

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    Submitted by Straws on Oct 4, 10 at 7:30pm

    Je ne peux plus te baiser man, ta bit est trop big pour moi. Oh wait is he real French or a Quebecer?

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    Submitted by solmac on Oct 5, 10 at 1:48pm

    I want name and number!!!

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    Submitted by EJS4 on Oct 4, 10 at 11:18pm

    Chuck Norris dude is killing me, hysterical!

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    Submitted by The1ChuckNorris on Oct 4, 10 at 10:26pm

    Tell him Chuck Norris just ruined it for him

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    Submitted by darq_qing987 on Oct 6, 10 at 2:58am

    je suis désolée. Ta queue est beaucoup trop grande. Ça va m'enlargir le canal vaginal, et Je ne vais pas pouvoir jouir la prochaine fois que Je me suis faite baiser par un Français...

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    Submitted by lalalion on Oct 6, 10 at 10:42pm

    Mes apologies- mais, ta bite, c'est trop grosse. Tu vais me ruiner pour les autres hommes français!

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    Submitted by jadore on Oct 5, 10 at 12:19am

    My boyfriend is French and he is HUGE! I don't know if it is all French men, or if I just got lucky:)

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    Submitted by rustybucket on Oct 5, 10 at 12:05am

    Um, the french are disgusting. The language is cool but as for the actual people you really must be hard up for some loving. Desperation has no borders. Neither do you.

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      Submitted by neen18 on Oct 5, 10 at 1:42am

      Wow, condemning an entire people, i didn't realise we had anyone who was wise enough to be able to do that! Congratulations! Oh, wait... I remember there was this guy once who thought he could do that too, now what was his name...? Oh right, Hitler. Have a great day.

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      Submitted by bellisssima on Oct 6, 10 at 7:28am

      you're an idiot. go back to your trashy hick town and crawl in a hole.

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    Submitted by g1u77ony on Oct 5, 10 at 1:42pm

    quick and easy solution to all this... tell him u don't wanna be homo anymore! duh...

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    Submitted by lauranada on Oct 5, 10 at 3:07am

    Nous ne pouvons jamais avoir de relations sexuelles. Votre pénis énorme me ruine pour les autres hommes français.

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    Submitted by fareals on Oct 4, 10 at 8:42pm

    If you can't tell him it's too big should you really be taking it in the first place??

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    Submitted by MargitB19 on Oct 10, 10 at 3:07am

    kinda seems like all the more reason to keep him around.

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    Submitted by amenant on Oct 5, 10 at 7:25pm

    Hurt my feelings? Jajajaja, far from it. Belgiums don't really speak French, do they? Tu dois connaître toutes les blagues à votre égard, j'imagine. Not my fault that your French didn't come across as native to us in France. I see why now.

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      Submitted by bellisssima on Oct 6, 10 at 7:26am

      belgiums?? haha you mean belgians!! and what's with the spanish laughter?? 'jaja'...i do believe 'haha' is used both in English and in French.

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    Submitted by bellisssima on Oct 4, 10 at 6:56pm

    je ne veux plus te baiser car ta bite est très grande...est les autres francais vont être deçu après. \nbisous. :)

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    Submitted by fellforthesharks on Oct 5, 10 at 12:54am

    Nous ne peux pas faire amour parce-que tu est trop grande pour moi.

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    Submitted by Loowigi on Oct 4, 10 at 11:59pm

    If he's quebecer then just "ton penis est trop big mon grand!!! Mais c boss. Jelaime comme une salope aime des big penis......"

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    Submitted by FukkinFreckles on Aug 20, 11 at 4:22am

    "Nous ne pouvons pas baiser encore, car ton peni me detroyera pour tous les autres hommes francais." <3

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    Submitted by BondDaddy on Oct 5, 10 at 7:33am

    Nous ne pouvons pas avoir le sexe plus parce que votre pénis énorme le ruinera pour les autres hommes français

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    Submitted by reidster94 on Aug 3, 12 at 1:08am

    Tell him you're going to Africa

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    Submitted by FukkinFreckles on Aug 20, 11 at 4:24am

    Haha I think there's like 40 different ways to say this in the comments... How many of you people used google translate or free translations??? XD

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    Submitted by hogfish on Oct 4, 12 at 9:48am

    Tell him your ass is so stretched it won't close fully anymore.