how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
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Say whatever you want, but I have never ever heard the words french and big penis used in one phrase. What is three inches considered huge?
I think that's the point...she needs to stop having sex with him so that she doesn't get continuously disappointed by all the small french men.
the french aren't like the asians. they're still white. they have the same variety of penis size that white guys do. like 5-9". three inches is asian.
Act it out in charades
Je suis désolée mon petit chou, me je crains que nous ne pouvons plus continuer à avoir des rapports car ton sexe est d'une telle taille extraordinaire que j'ai bien peur que les éventuelles rencontres avec tes compatriotes vont s'avérer plutôt décevant à l'avenir. Faut mieux en rester là."
"I am sorry, my sweet, but I fear that we can not continue this relationship because your sex is of such an extraordinary length that I am afraid that the eventual encounters with your compatriots will prove to be deceiving before long. It is better this way."
You should stop using online translators.
Online translators? LOL! Sorry, mate, I don't need one. I'm trilingual and actually live in France.. in PARIS, 3 blocks away from Champs-Elysées. Your first language is French? "First language" isn't even English, btw. First language what? First native language you took in school? Native language? If it were native, sans aucun doute tu dois habiter le 93
Qu'est-ce qui te permet d'être sûr(e) que la personne qui a envoyé ce sms est désoléE ? Par contre, si elles ont lieu, les rencontres risques d'être décevantES.\nEt personnellement si j'entendais ça mot pour mot, je pense que j'arriverais pas à garder mon sérieux !
Online translators? LOL! Sorry, mate, I don't need one. I'm trilingual and actually live in France.. in PARIS, 3 blocks away from Champs-Elysées. Your first language is French? "First language" isn't even English, btw. First language what? First foreign language you took in school? Native language? If it were to be native, sans aucun doute tu dois habiter le 93
Aww, I'm sorry, did I hurt your feelings?\n'cause your answer was so harsh that i nearly got horny. I'm a girl, I speak 5 languages, and I live in Belgium, Bruxelles, actually.\nBut I know when a joke's a joke.
hahah lets all be friends! i live in paris too im going to bruxelles next week!! woooot! ps i also speak three languages...just sayin....
nous ne pouvons pas avoir des relations sexuelles plus parce que votre pénis énorme me ruine pour les français d'autres me
is that the future of ruin though?
He'll just laugh at you with what you just typed... Il faut qu'on arrête de baiser parce que ta bite est trop grosse et j'ai peur que ça me ravage!
Wouldn't "I'm a slut" be faster and easier to say?
Just tell him u found a bigger one... In Germany
Say your cock is so big but I just can not be with you like this anymore
"i know that you are hung, but i just cannot be with you like dees anymore!\n...alexandre"
I. Fucking love you for that. Why can't we thumbs-up replies?
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir\nVoulez vous coucher avec moi
How do you say G and Clit? Always warm her up before finding out just how tight she is
Really neen18? Compare me to hitler? You are such a stupid bitch. I don't believe in the whole genocide psycho thing. I just think the French are weird. You're a close minded douche and you should probably get off your little insignificant rant and get on a dick yourself. Sounds like u need some. Peace out!
Or just keeping fucking cause ur prob loose by Now anyway!
forget the penis; this thread is huge
je suis désolée. Ta queue est beaucoup trop grande. Ça va m'enlargir le canal vaginal, et Je ne vais pas pouvoir jouir la prochaine fois que Je me suis faite baiser par un Français...
Je ne peux plus te baiser man, ta bit est trop big pour moi. Oh wait is he real French or a Quebecer?
I want name and number!!!
French guys are hot.
girls can have sex or babies a lot and go back to the normal size, so the person who posted she is loose... ur dumb.
Chuck Norris dude is killing me, hysterical!
If you can't tell him it's too big should you really be taking it in the first place??
Mes apologies- mais, ta bite, c'est trop grosse. Tu vais me ruiner pour les autres hommes français!
My boyfriend is French and he is HUGE! I don't know if it is all French men, or if I just got lucky:)
Tell him Chuck Norris just ruined it for him
"ruiner" in French has strictly economical connotations. No native speaker would ever use it in this case, and if you'd like to make a polite comment, stay away from "bitte" and "queue". They're far from being what's considered "distingué"... I posted an accurate translation for you. Hope it helps!
You're on textsfromlastnight.com do you really think that they're looking for something distingué? They just asked "nicely". And sorry, but ruiner has other meanings, maybe in Paris it only has economical connotations but not everywhere
Say, "on peut pas se baiser non plus à cause de ton queue qui est trop grand pour moi. Sinon, je vais être ruiner pour les autres gens français." I speak French fluently...just sayin!
ton queue? wouldnt it be more like ta bite? i think thatd be better ...or she could simply say non merci...haha
bite = pee pee\nqueue = dick
French is my first language and honestly, that first sentence is terrible. Baiser should be "fourrer". And i agree, it should be bite not queue.
Baiser c`est pas trés beau. Faire l'amour c`est mieux , plus sensible. Just saying. ^.^
"ta queue" is ok, but not "ton". The difference between queue and bite the same as the difference between cock and dick. *grande *ruiné(e)
kinda seems like all the more reason to keep him around.
Nous ne pouvons jamais avoir de relations sexuelles. Votre pénis énorme me ruine pour les autres hommes français.
Hurt my feelings? Jajajaja, far from it. Belgiums don't really speak French, do they? Tu dois connaître toutes les blagues à votre égard, j'imagine. Not my fault that your French didn't come across as native to us in France. I see why now.
belgiums?? haha you mean belgians!! and what's with the spanish laughter?? 'jaja'...i do believe 'haha' is used both in English and in French.
If he's quebecer then just "ton penis est trop big mon grand!!! Mais c boss. Jelaime comme une salope aime des big penis......"
Um, the french are disgusting. The language is cool but as for the actual people you really must be hard up for some loving. Desperation has no borders. Neither do you.
Wow, condemning an entire people, i didn't realise we had anyone who was wise enough to be able to do that! Congratulations! Oh, wait... I remember there was this guy once who thought he could do that too, now what was his name...? Oh right, Hitler. Have a great day.
you're an idiot. go back to your trashy hick town and crawl in a hole.
je ne veux plus te baiser car ta bite est très grande...est les autres francais vont être deçu après. \nbisous. :)
Tell him you're going to Africa
"Nous ne pouvons pas baiser encore, car ton peni me detroyera pour tous les autres hommes francais." <3
Nous ne peux pas faire amour parce-que tu est trop grande pour moi.
Haha I think there's like 40 different ways to say this in the comments... How many of you people used google translate or free translations??? XD
Tell him your ass is so stretched it won't close fully anymore.
quick and easy solution to all this... tell him u don't wanna be homo anymore! duh...
Nous ne pouvons pas avoir le sexe plus parce que votre pénis énorme le ruinera pour les autres hommes français