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  • Say whatever you want, but I have never ever heard the words french and big penis used in one phrase. What is three inches considered huge?

    Submitted by bttrdenu on Oct 4, 10 at 3:20pm
    • I think that's the point...she needs to stop having sex with him so that she doesn't get continuously disappointed by all the small french men.

      Submitted by BlueNBlack on Oct 4, 10 at 3:33pm
    • the french aren't like the asians. they're still white. they have the same variety of penis size that white guys do. like 5-9". three inches is asian.

      Submitted by lalalalalalala on Oct 5, 10 at 12:51am
  • Act it out in charades

    Submitted by gaterhog on Oct 4, 10 at 5:17pm
  • Je suis désolée mon petit chou, me je crains que nous ne pouvons plus continuer à avoir des rapports car ton sexe est d'une telle taille extraordinaire que j'ai bien peur que les éventuelles rencontres avec tes compatriotes vont s'avérer plutôt décevant à l'avenir. Faut mieux en rester là."

    Submitted by amenant on Oct 4, 10 at 8:16pm
    • "I am sorry, my sweet, but I fear that we can not continue this relationship because your sex is of such an extraordinary length that I am afraid that the eventual encounters with your compatriots will prove to be deceiving before long. It is better this way."

      Submitted by simba84 on Oct 4, 10 at 11:20pm
    • Perfect

      Submitted by Ubermensch on Oct 4, 10 at 11:28pm
    • You should stop using online translators.

      Submitted by Kasdeya on Oct 5, 10 at 2:04am
      • Online translators? LOL! Sorry, mate, I don't need one. I'm trilingual and actually live in France.. in PARIS, 3 blocks away from Champs-Elysées. Your first language is French? "First language" isn't even English, btw. First language what? First native language you took in school? Native language? If it were native, sans aucun doute tu dois habiter le 93

        Submitted by amenant on Oct 5, 10 at 6:04am
        • Qu'est-ce qui te permet d'être sûr(e) que la personne qui a envoyé ce sms est désoléE ? Par contre, si elles ont lieu, les rencontres risques d'être décevantES.\nEt personnellement si j'entendais ça mot pour mot, je pense que j'arriverais pas à garder mon sérieux !

          Submitted by Mazanco on Oct 5, 10 at 7:21am
      • Online translators? LOL! Sorry, mate, I don't need one. I'm trilingual and actually live in France.. in PARIS, 3 blocks away from Champs-Elysées. Your first language is French? "First language" isn't even English, btw. First language what? First foreign language you took in school? Native language? If it were to be native, sans aucun doute tu dois habiter le 93

        Submitted by amenant on Oct 5, 10 at 6:08am
        • Aww, I'm sorry, did I hurt your feelings?\n'cause your answer was so harsh that i nearly got horny. I'm a girl, I speak 5 languages, and I live in Belgium, Bruxelles, actually.\nBut I know when a joke's a joke.

          Submitted by Kasdeya on Oct 5, 10 at 10:08am
          • hahah lets all be friends! i live in paris too im going to bruxelles next week!! woooot! ps i also speak three languages...just sayin....

            Submitted by bellisssima on Oct 5, 10 at 1:57pm
  • nous ne pouvons pas avoir des relations sexuelles plus parce que votre pénis énorme me ruine pour les français d'autres me

    Submitted by j00kn0w on Oct 4, 10 at 3:21pm
    • hommes*

      Submitted by skootles on Oct 4, 10 at 4:17pm
    • is that the future of ruin though?

      Submitted by neen18 on Oct 5, 10 at 1:38am
    • He'll just laugh at you with what you just typed... Il faut qu'on arrête de baiser parce que ta bite est trop grosse et j'ai peur que ça me ravage!

      Submitted by Mazanco on Oct 5, 10 at 7:15am
  • Wouldn't "I'm a slut" be faster and easier to say?

    Submitted by Taipan on Oct 4, 10 at 10:17pm
  • Just tell him u found a bigger one... In Germany

    Submitted by Corekth on Oct 4, 10 at 8:56pm
  • Say your cock is so big but I just can not be with you like this anymore

    Submitted by XiLikeItX on Oct 4, 10 at 4:39pm
    • "i know that you are hung, but i just cannot be with you like dees anymore!\n...alexandre"

      Submitted by lalalalalalala on Oct 5, 10 at 12:53am
      • I. Fucking love you for that. Why can't we thumbs-up replies?

        Submitted by starfishy on Oct 5, 10 at 10:20pm
  • Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir\nVoulez vous coucher avec moi

    Submitted by rico1931 on Oct 4, 10 at 3:16pm
  • How do you say G and Clit? Always warm her up before finding out just how tight she is

    Submitted by EuroPeein on Oct 6, 10 at 1:38pm
  • Really neen18? Compare me to hitler? You are such a stupid bitch. I don't believe in the whole genocide psycho thing. I just think the French are weird. You're a close minded douche and you should probably get off your little insignificant rant and get on a dick yourself. Sounds like u need some. Peace out!

    Submitted by rustybucket on Oct 6, 10 at 12:31am
  • Or just keeping fucking cause ur prob loose by Now anyway!

    Submitted by BitchSlapper on Oct 4, 10 at 6:50pm
  • forget the penis; this thread is huge

    Submitted by said8ED on Oct 6, 10 at 1:51am
  • je suis désolée. Ta queue est beaucoup trop grande. Ça va m'enlargir le canal vaginal, et Je ne vais pas pouvoir jouir la prochaine fois que Je me suis faite baiser par un Français...

    Submitted by darq_qing987 on Oct 6, 10 at 2:58am
  • Je ne peux plus te baiser man, ta bit est trop big pour moi. Oh wait is he real French or a Quebecer?

    Submitted by Straws on Oct 4, 10 at 7:30pm
  • I want name and number!!!

    Submitted by solmac on Oct 5, 10 at 1:48pm
  • French guys are hot.

    Submitted by gil on Oct 4, 10 at 4:06pm
  • girls can have sex or babies a lot and go back to the normal size, so the person who posted she is loose... ur dumb.

    Submitted by JZ17 on Oct 5, 10 at 6:36pm
  • Chuck Norris dude is killing me, hysterical!

    Submitted by EJS4 on Oct 4, 10 at 11:18pm
  • If you can't tell him it's too big should you really be taking it in the first place??

    Submitted by fareals on Oct 4, 10 at 8:42pm
  • Mes apologies- mais, ta bite, c'est trop grosse. Tu vais me ruiner pour les autres hommes français!

    Submitted by lalalion on Oct 6, 10 at 10:42pm
  • My boyfriend is French and he is HUGE! I don't know if it is all French men, or if I just got lucky:)

    Submitted by jadore on Oct 5, 10 at 12:19am
  • Tell him Chuck Norris just ruined it for him

    Submitted by The1ChuckNorris on Oct 4, 10 at 10:26pm
  • Say, "on peut pas se baiser non plus à cause de ton queue qui est trop grand pour moi. Sinon, je vais être ruiner pour les autres gens français." I speak French fluently...just sayin!

    Submitted by TheMallet09 on Oct 4, 10 at 5:39pm
    • ton queue? wouldnt it be more like ta bite? i think thatd be better ...or she could simply say non merci...haha

      Submitted by bellisssima on Oct 4, 10 at 6:55pm
    • French is my first language and honestly, that first sentence is terrible. Baiser should be "fourrer". And i agree, it should be bite not queue.

      Submitted by Ubermensch on Oct 4, 10 at 11:27pm
    • Baiser c`est pas trés beau. Faire l'amour c`est mieux , plus sensible. Just saying. ^.^

      Submitted by Kasdeya on Oct 5, 10 at 2:06am
    • "ta queue" is ok, but not "ton". The difference between queue and bite the same as the difference between cock and dick. *grande *ruiné(e)

      Submitted by Mazanco on Oct 5, 10 at 7:24am
  • kinda seems like all the more reason to keep him around.

    Submitted by MargitB19 on Oct 10, 10 at 3:07am
  • "ruiner" in French has strictly economical connotations. No native speaker would ever use it in this case, and if you'd like to make a polite comment, stay away from "bitte" and "queue". They're far from being what's considered "distingué"... I posted an accurate translation for you. Hope it helps!

    Submitted by amenant on Oct 4, 10 at 8:20pm
    • You're on textsfromlastnight.com do you really think that they're looking for something distingué? They just asked "nicely". And sorry, but ruiner has other meanings, maybe in Paris it only has economical connotations but not everywhere

      Submitted by Mazanco on Oct 5, 10 at 7:31am
  • Nous ne pouvons jamais avoir de relations sexuelles. Votre pénis énorme me ruine pour les autres hommes français.

    Submitted by lauranada on Oct 5, 10 at 3:07am
  • Hurt my feelings? Jajajaja, far from it. Belgiums don't really speak French, do they? Tu dois connaître toutes les blagues à votre égard, j'imagine. Not my fault that your French didn't come across as native to us in France. I see why now.

    Submitted by amenant on Oct 5, 10 at 7:25pm
    • belgiums?? haha you mean belgians!! and what's with the spanish laughter?? 'jaja'...i do believe 'haha' is used both in English and in French.

      Submitted by bellisssima on Oct 6, 10 at 7:26am
  • If he's quebecer then just "ton penis est trop big mon grand!!! Mais c boss. Jelaime comme une salope aime des big penis......"

    Submitted by Loowigi on Oct 4, 10 at 11:59pm
  • Um, the french are disgusting. The language is cool but as for the actual people you really must be hard up for some loving. Desperation has no borders. Neither do you.

    Submitted by rustybucket on Oct 5, 10 at 12:05am
    • Wow, condemning an entire people, i didn't realise we had anyone who was wise enough to be able to do that! Congratulations! Oh, wait... I remember there was this guy once who thought he could do that too, now what was his name...? Oh right, Hitler. Have a great day.

      Submitted by neen18 on Oct 5, 10 at 1:42am
    • you're an idiot. go back to your trashy hick town and crawl in a hole.

      Submitted by bellisssima on Oct 6, 10 at 7:28am
  • je ne veux plus te baiser car ta bite est très grande...est les autres francais vont être deçu après. \nbisous. :)

    Submitted by bellisssima on Oct 4, 10 at 6:56pm
  • Tell him you're going to Africa

    Submitted by reidster94 on Aug 3, 12 at 1:08am
  • "Nous ne pouvons pas baiser encore, car ton peni me detroyera pour tous les autres hommes francais." <3

    Submitted by FukkinFreckles on Aug 20, 11 at 4:22am
  • Nous ne peux pas faire amour parce-que tu est trop grande pour moi.

    Submitted by fellforthesharks on Oct 5, 10 at 12:54am
  • Haha I think there's like 40 different ways to say this in the comments... How many of you people used google translate or free translations??? XD

    Submitted by FukkinFreckles on Aug 20, 11 at 4:24am
  • Tell him your ass is so stretched it won't close fully anymore.

    Submitted by hogfish on Oct 4, 12 at 9:48am
  • quick and easy solution to all this... tell him u don't wanna be homo anymore! duh...

    Submitted by g1u77ony on Oct 5, 10 at 1:42pm
  • Nous ne pouvons pas avoir le sexe plus parce que votre pénis énorme le ruinera pour les autres hommes français

    Submitted by BondDaddy on Oct 5, 10 at 7:33am
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