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  Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.

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• sounds like fucking you reminded her of limp noodles

  Submitted by K66Aggression on Sep 7, 10 at 10:01am

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  • HARHARHAR looks like we have a comedian over here... nOrly.. i did lawl.

    Submitted by a_mayo_packet on Sep 8, 10 at 12:08am

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• I guess your skills in bed aren't very souper.

  Submitted by akodrea on Sep 7, 10 at 10:25am

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• Soup is good food. More satisfying than your dick I guess.

  Submitted by ct5590 on Sep 7, 10 at 9:17am

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• Sounds like you were banging a high chick

  Submitted by cmillss on Sep 7, 10 at 9:24am

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  • she'd have to be really fucking high to stop sex though.. or the sex was horrible cause there's really not much I wanna do more when I'm high than fuck

    Submitted by Wolf32889 on Nov 9, 11 at 11:01pm

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• you must be really bad.

  Submitted by jayy on Sep 7, 10 at 9:43am

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• I can't think of ramen as soup. Nor can i think of a soup I'd find better then dick.....

  Submitted by Valkyrie on Sep 7, 10 at 2:23pm

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  • I just wanted to say thank you for that comment.. it restored some of my faith in humanity

    Submitted by Wolf32889 on Nov 9, 11 at 11:03pm

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• Top Ramen? Not even Campbells? That sucks for you dude.

  Submitted by BlackStarrLine on Sep 7, 10 at 10:04am

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• Did she at least come back with a sammich for you and get back on?

  Submitted by thelastllama on Sep 7, 10 at 9:15am

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• Lmao | V

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 10 at 10:32am

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• Either you're as bad as Top Ramen, or she knows a reeeeeeeeeeally good recipie.

  Submitted by The_n00b3r on Sep 27, 10 at 4:22am

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• @android69 your screen name alone leads me to believe we would get along ; )

  Submitted by Valkyrie on Sep 9, 10 at 8:18pm

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• You got stood up mid stream by Raman noodles? Why the hell would you post this? Epic fail.

  Submitted by squibkick on Sep 7, 10 at 8:16pm

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• This girls a keeper bro

  Submitted by jewboyfresh on Sep 8, 10 at 12:45am

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• I'd probably go for the ramen as well...high or not

  Submitted by megzii14 on Sep 8, 10 at 1:36am

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• Bahahahhaaaaaaaaaaa!

  Submitted by archer79 on Sep 7, 10 at 12:48pm

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• that sucks you got partly cocky blocked by A.D.D. or weed.

  Submitted by CapN_Winky on Sep 7, 10 at 7:30pm

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• hahaha I like her

  Submitted by sillysillygoose on Sep 10, 10 at 2:04pm

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• Needle d!ck, ftw.

  Submitted by thechick99 on Sep 9, 10 at 6:37am

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• Lol @ K66

  Submitted by smashedface on Sep 7, 10 at 11:56am

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• And not even good soup, either. As Keith Knight says, Top Ramen is like the bacon-wrapped hot dog of soup.

  Submitted by jbwarner86 on Sep 7, 10 at 11:01pm

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• @Valkrie...I must meet you. lol

  Submitted by android69 on Sep 8, 10 at 9:29am

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• This sounds strangely familiar....

  Submitted by bjaminable on Sep 24, 10 at 1:54am

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• That's a sad day when you find out your dick is less pleasurable than limp noodles

  Submitted by drparag on Sep 9, 10 at 6:41pm

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• that beats stopping while in the car parked outside sig ep, jumping out and peeing in a bush then sitting on the sidewalk and looking at my stilettos and yelling out "who the fuck invented these" at like 2 am. i wish i had soup

  Submitted by kaatchikka on Jan 23, 12 at 5:16pm

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