Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
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sounds like fucking you reminded her of limp noodles
HARHARHAR looks like we have a comedian over here... nOrly.. i did lawl.
I guess your skills in bed aren't very souper.
Soup is good food. More satisfying than your dick I guess.
Sounds like you were banging a high chick
she'd have to be really fucking high to stop sex though.. or the sex was horrible cause there's really not much I wanna do more when I'm high than fuck
I can't think of ramen as soup. Nor can i think of a soup I'd find better then dick.....
I just wanted to say thank you for that comment.. it restored some of my faith in humanity
you must be really bad.
Top Ramen? Not even Campbells? That sucks for you dude.
Did she at least come back with a sammich for you and get back on?
Either you're as bad as Top Ramen, or she knows a reeeeeeeeeeally good recipie.
@android69 your screen name alone leads me to believe we would get along ; )
You got stood up mid stream by Raman noodles? Why the hell would you post this? Epic fail.
that sucks you got partly cocky blocked by A.D.D. or weed.
This girls a keeper bro
Needle d!ck, ftw.
Lol @ K66
I'd probably go for the ramen as well...high or not
And not even good soup, either. As Keith Knight says, Top Ramen is like the bacon-wrapped hot dog of soup.
@Valkrie...I must meet you. lol
hahaha I like her
This sounds strangely familiar....
That's a sad day when you find out your dick is less pleasurable than limp noodles
that beats stopping while in the car parked outside sig ep, jumping out and peeing in a bush then sitting on the sidewalk and looking at my stilettos and yelling out "who the fuck invented these" at like 2 am. i wish i had soup