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  • sounds like fucking you reminded her of limp noodles

    Submitted by K66Aggression on Sep 7, 10 at 10:01am
    • HARHARHAR looks like we have a comedian over here... nOrly.. i did lawl.

      Submitted by a_mayo_packet on Sep 8, 10 at 12:08am
  • I guess your skills in bed aren't very souper.

    Submitted by akodrea on Sep 7, 10 at 10:25am
  • Soup is good food. More satisfying than your dick I guess.

    Submitted by ct5590 on Sep 7, 10 at 9:17am
  • you must be really bad.

    Submitted by jayy on Sep 7, 10 at 9:43am
  • Sounds like you were banging a high chick

    Submitted by cmillss on Sep 7, 10 at 9:24am
    • she'd have to be really fucking high to stop sex though.. or the sex was horrible cause there's really not much I wanna do more when I'm high than fuck

      Submitted by Wolf32889 on Nov 9, 11 at 11:01pm
  • I can't think of ramen as soup. Nor can i think of a soup I'd find better then dick.....

    Submitted by Valkyrie on Sep 7, 10 at 2:23pm
    • I just wanted to say thank you for that comment.. it restored some of my faith in humanity

      Submitted by Wolf32889 on Nov 9, 11 at 11:03pm
  • Top Ramen? Not even Campbells? That sucks for you dude.

    Submitted by BlackStarrLine on Sep 7, 10 at 10:04am
  • Did she at least come back with a sammich for you and get back on?

    Submitted by thelastllama on Sep 7, 10 at 9:15am
  • Lmao | V

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 10 at 10:32am
  • Either you're as bad as Top Ramen, or she knows a reeeeeeeeeeally good recipie.

    Submitted by The_n00b3r on Sep 27, 10 at 4:22am
  • @android69 your screen name alone leads me to believe we would get along ; )

    Submitted by Valkyrie on Sep 9, 10 at 8:18pm
  • You got stood up mid stream by Raman noodles? Why the hell would you post this? Epic fail.

    Submitted by squibkick on Sep 7, 10 at 8:16pm
  • I'd probably go for the ramen as well...high or not

    Submitted by megzii14 on Sep 8, 10 at 1:36am
  • This girls a keeper bro

    Submitted by jewboyfresh on Sep 8, 10 at 12:45am
  • that sucks you got partly cocky blocked by A.D.D. or weed.

    Submitted by CapN_Winky on Sep 7, 10 at 7:30pm
  • Bahahahhaaaaaaaaaaa!

    Submitted by archer79 on Sep 7, 10 at 12:48pm
  • hahaha I like her

    Submitted by sillysillygoose on Sep 10, 10 at 2:04pm
  • Needle d!ck, ftw.

    Submitted by thechick99 on Sep 9, 10 at 6:37am
  • Lol @ K66

    Submitted by smashedface on Sep 7, 10 at 11:56am
  • And not even good soup, either. As Keith Knight says, Top Ramen is like the bacon-wrapped hot dog of soup.

    Submitted by jbwarner86 on Sep 7, 10 at 11:01pm
  • @Valkrie...I must meet you. lol

    Submitted by android69 on Sep 8, 10 at 9:29am
  • This sounds strangely familiar....

    Submitted by bjaminable on Sep 24, 10 at 1:54am
  • That's a sad day when you find out your dick is less pleasurable than limp noodles

    Submitted by drparag on Sep 9, 10 at 6:41pm
  • that beats stopping while in the car parked outside sig ep, jumping out and peeing in a bush then sitting on the sidewalk and looking at my stilettos and yelling out "who the fuck invented these" at like 2 am. i wish i had soup

    Submitted by kaatchikka on Jan 23, 12 at 5:16pm