I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
You must be Logged in to post a comment
you could get laid....but when you go to blow your dick would just shoot out a flag with "bang" on it
you almost made me crash my car when i read this. LMFAO!!!!!!
I believe the correct response to this post would be, "HA!"\n\nYour move
ahh the days of being single....fuck that pussy is way better than the right hand
No way! That's my area code! I'm pretty sure my neighbor said something like this the other day...