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  • The Favre plan never works

    Submitted by triforfun38117 on Nov 12, 10 at 11:56am
  • And that's how I got herpes.

    Submitted by fallensol on Nov 12, 10 at 12:49pm
  • just make sure she swallows the hook ;)

    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Nov 12, 10 at 11:24am
  • Do cock shots actually work in Canada? They sure don't work south of the border...

    Submitted by rgbzero on Nov 12, 10 at 5:19pm
    • No. Cock shots never work. Guys don't seem to realize that penises are ugly and we don't want to see them unless they are about to bang us.\n\nThen again, all rules are off in Newfieland

      Submitted by tamalamm on Nov 12, 10 at 5:55pm
      • How about Cock Snot?

        Submitted by said8ED on Nov 13, 10 at 12:25am
      • Not true. It's worked for me once, which admittedly may be a fluke, but I'll take it.

        Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 13, 10 at 5:45am
  • No you got herpes cuz u didn't "wrap it up b". This sender of this text is a true friend. Good advice indeed

    Submitted by TheDriz on Nov 12, 10 at 1:23pm
  • Righto. Girls don't want junk shots. They just pretend to like them cuz they like the guy.

    Submitted by trea on Nov 14, 10 at 3:57am
  • Classic seduction technique. When you're texting a girl you want to get w/ and get in to some dirty talk and want to close the deal but can tell she's not sure. Just send out a dick pic and put that thought in her head. She gets curious and sees that you're confident and then the next thing you know you're having sex

    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Oct 1, 12 at 10:38pm