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  • Submitted by triforfun38117 on Nov 12, 10 at 11:56am

    The Favre plan never works

  • Submitted by fallensol on Nov 12, 10 at 12:49pm

    And that's how I got herpes.

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    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Nov 12, 10 at 11:24am

    just make sure she swallows the hook ;)

  • Submitted by TheDriz on Nov 12, 10 at 1:23pm

    No you got herpes cuz u didn't "wrap it up b". This sender of this text is a true friend. Good advice indeed

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    Submitted by rgbzero on Nov 12, 10 at 5:19pm

    Do cock shots actually work in Canada? They sure don't work south of the border...

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      Submitted by tamalamm on Nov 12, 10 at 5:55pm

      No. Cock shots never work. Guys don't seem to realize that penises are ugly and we don't want to see them unless they are about to bang us.\n\nThen again, all rules are off in Newfieland

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        Submitted by said8ED on Nov 13, 10 at 12:25am

        How about Cock Snot?

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        Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 13, 10 at 5:45am

        Not true. It's worked for me once, which admittedly may be a fluke, but I'll take it.

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    Submitted by trea on Nov 14, 10 at 3:57am

    Righto. Girls don't want junk shots. They just pretend to like them cuz they like the guy.

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    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Oct 1, 12 at 10:38pm

    Classic seduction technique. When you're texting a girl you want to get w/ and get in to some dirty talk and want to close the deal but can tell she's not sure. Just send out a dick pic and put that thought in her head. She gets curious and sees that you're confident and then the next thing you know you're having sex