It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
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Her first kid will probably be able to walk out of her
What is Michael Bay porno for $400 Alex?
You don't always have to fuck her hard, in fact sometimes it's not right to do...
That sounds more scary than amazing.
Ah, vibrators... *sigh*
sounds like you are doing it wrong
Don't be angry just because you chinese have rery rery smaw penis
i believe the sarcasm implied by this text is not translating. jackhammer sex is NOT good, and most likely it was far too fast to appreciate if it was any good.
this girls ia a cali ho...haha
Did he spit on that thing? You left that part out.
To that this is a Cali ho comment you are false no this is a Illinois ho
I agree, Keefcurl. That last part ruined a perfectly good text.
What's his #?????
So...you had fun?
Mom... Is that you?
THAT texts suck the amazingness out of the previous statement.
I new I would make it up here