Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
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Your dating a dwarf from the navy?
People should not be allowed to have sex until they can spell 'semen' correctly . . .
Kinda curious what the other 22 awkward moments are
Loose lips, sink relationships.......
That's why you swallow.
Teenage pregnancy is in your future.
You can't even spell what was running down your leg AND you don't know how to use a condom. Smooth.
Seamen? Really? Wow.
What's long and hard and full of seamen??
Not a whore assholes...she's sleeping with her bf...oh wait unless it's her moms bf then she's a fuckin skank haha
Oh grody! hit the bathroom and clean up before saying hi to mom!
Such high-quality women in the NW TC 'Burbs
OP misspelled awkward moment with whore moment...
Because sleeping with her bf makes her a whore? Get the fuck out of here with that shit.
Seamen= Sea creatures 3 inches tall. Able to defy gravity, destroy basilisk, defend person from naughty bf. Description 3 in. Greenish blue usualy armed with triton. Ps this is a drunk comment, yea, and i love haters and grammar nazis so FIRE AWAY!
Did you really just spell 'semen' wrong? What are you, 12?
YOUR boyfriend or your mom's?
Sluts are alive and well in America!!
She's said her bf = not a whore. Now if she said, me and that random guy who just dropped me off, then yes - Whore. Bf - not a whore.
she never said "her bf". she said "THE bf". Big big difference.
That's kinda funny
Bill Brasky's daughter was so tall seamen used her vag to dock their ships.
The navy thanks you for your support. Op, are you retarded? Seaman= Navy. I personally think you mean "semen" unless you have a squad of naval grunts running down your leg.
I like how u reffer to him as 'the'
Well, that's gross.
Omg. Really? How can we know her phone wasn't a phone that didn't have the word semen in the built in dictionary so it changed it to seamen on it's own....that would mean you all are fucking stupid.
It's kind dumb how everyone here is obsessed with the fact that she added a letter. Big deal. It's like no one else has ever done that...
it changes the meaning completely thats why
yeah if she had written semmen it wouldn't be so funny
So nautical seafarers are running down your legs...?
Sex with bf? No.\nLuckily mom didn't ask about the Great Lakes Navy
You all got it wrong....she meant sea monkeys duh.
@ OP - I'll give you a cream pie you will never forget! Nineoneeightsixtwoninefivefivetwoeight
OH MY GOSH BILL BRASKY
Seamen might have just been an autocorrect guys. My phone has done much worse.
actually, how many sailors are running down your leg?
i imagine a bunch of sailors running down your leg--"hup! hup! hup! hup!"\n\nsemen* ;)
as seamen ARE running... duh!
Sea Man.. Come on.
Your bf or your mom's??