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  • 76 24
    Submitted by K66Aggression on Aug 13, 10 at 10:39am
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    hmmm i think theres more security when its in a different wet dark place

  • 66 14
    Submitted by stillhungover on Aug 13, 10 at 1:37pm
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    Now you just needs to regress a little more until you feel like it's a pacifier.

  • 63 23
    Submitted by awesomesaucechk on Aug 13, 10 at 11:17am
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    I know how she feels, once you find the perfect dick you never want to let go

  • 57 13
    Submitted by kcknitoldschl on Aug 13, 10 at 11:07am
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    Let's hope you don't suffer from night terror's. I'd hate to be that guy.

  • 31 18
    Submitted by thatguytwist on Aug 13, 10 at 3:58pm
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    Blanet :D I love fails

  • 28 18
    Submitted by kyoat on Aug 13, 10 at 6:21pm
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    I used to have a girl like this. My dick was always in either her hand, mouth, or snach.. Literally, like, 24/7. ....awesome. :)

  • 22 13
    Submitted by hooah33 on Aug 13, 10 at 5:22pm
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    And by hand, you mean mouth

  • 21 17
    Submitted by spurtiic on Aug 13, 10 at 1:16pm
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    Reran: That's not a misspelling. That's a typo. Also, you forgot to use your comma, dumb ass. Checkmate!

  • 33 42
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 13, 10 at 10:51am
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    Are you going to pass it to your child so that they can feel secure too?

  • 19 17
    Submitted by aligeee on Aug 13, 10 at 12:11pm
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    SO true! LOL

  • 16 13
    Submitted by ck24 on Aug 13, 10 at 3:11pm
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    Dont roll over!

  • 15 12
    Submitted by SoccerStar15 on Aug 14, 10 at 7:47pm
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    Nothing better than having a girl that can't get enough of your dick =]

  • 20 23
    Submitted by jojoboo1 on Aug 13, 10 at 10:33am
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    Yeesh

  • 13 11
    Submitted by vnicole26 on Aug 14, 10 at 10:14am
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    Omg. I feel the same way!!! I love it.

  • 15 17
    Submitted by Slaurensout8921 on Aug 14, 10 at 3:13am
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    I feel this

  • 16 20
    Submitted by jetfan519 on Aug 13, 10 at 10:43pm
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    Haha reppin jersey, all of em are skanks

  • 10 37
    Submitted by Reran on Aug 13, 10 at 12:39pm
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    U spelld blanket wrong dumass

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