I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
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I need a guy I can say this to......
So uh... How you doin?
Surely they're not that hard to find?
i need a girl that says this to me haha
Yeaaaaa angry sex
Angry sex? Okay. Angry handjob/blowjob? Fuck no! Either get your dick ripped off or bitten off! But angry sex is good.
Danamarie, if the turtle has a tattoo of a leprechaun riding a tiger then it's mine.
Just don't do to it what those girls on the Shake wait commercial do!!!
and this is why you should block your brother's number
As long as this isn't the one who posted last week about leaving blisters on some guy's wang
As long as you're a chick then yeah
Boner rush right there
that sounds painful.
has anybody found delhi14's turtle yet?
Talk about not know whether to be scared or excited.
Come on over baby. Abuse me, use me, cause I ain't your average groupie
Somebody's gonna have a bruised dick......
fuck. i saw the turtle. but it outran me and got away.
All females should have a f-buddy for this purpose :)
Could if been a good/hurtful night
she said she wanna use his dick. she didn't say for what. I'd politely decline that offer...
hey you can't MAKE a girl say it if she dont want to that she wants to fuck u. I'd risk it. Just be ready to fend her off if she's goes to beat u in the balls.
This is so me! Good to know there are others out there.
I will save your turtle.Who ever has it must be a frog so I'll go grabs baseball bat BITCHES!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
gotta love kc
Turtle guy. Potentially more annoying than firsty
Sure sounds good
Works 4 me
I had a turtle once... His name was "What".
has anybody found delhi14's turtle yet? :[
Still can't find my turtle:(
The awkward thing about this text is that it's from a guy.... 0_0
I had a testicle retreat moment there. I gotta agree with hateroid, that sounds like it would hurt
Puss, Let real men handle the action, you go be a nurse to the wounded.
This cant be real? How the fck am I gonna be able to trust a girl after readin sht like this?!
Is there any other kind of aggression therapy?
@delhi14 I had turtle stew yesterday. He's dead as hell and tasted like shit. Turtle found. Turtle dead. Stop asking about the goddamn turtle. That is all.
I kidnapped delhi14's turtle!!!!