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  • 239 44
    Submitted by Valkyrie on Aug 18, 10 at 9:38pm
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    I need a guy I can say this to......

    • 18 22
      Submitted by ULTIMATE_DOUCHE on Aug 19, 10 at 12:01am
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      So uh... How you doin?

    • 12 22
      Submitted by loveaddicttt on Aug 19, 10 at 8:22am
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      agreed.

    • 17 21
      Submitted by Addict89 on Aug 19, 10 at 9:25am
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      Surely they're not that hard to find?

    • 12 14
      Submitted by tbomb89 on Dec 8, 10 at 12:13am
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      i need a girl that says this to me haha

  • 122 29
    Submitted by LaxballAllday on Aug 18, 10 at 9:07pm
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    Yeaaaaa angry sex

  • 90 31
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 18, 10 at 9:49pm
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    Just don't do to it what those girls on the Shake wait commercial do!!!

  • 87 27
    Submitted by gtfo_asshats on Aug 18, 10 at 11:02pm
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    Angry sex? Okay. Angry handjob/blowjob? Fuck no! Either get your dick ripped off or bitten off! But angry sex is good.

  • 62 19
    Submitted by archer79 on Aug 19, 10 at 1:15am
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    As long as this isn't the one who posted last week about leaving blisters on some guy's wang

  • 65 35
    Submitted by hateraid on Aug 18, 10 at 9:11pm
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    that sounds painful.

  • 56 24
    Submitted by delhi14 on Aug 18, 10 at 10:44pm
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    Danamarie, if the turtle has a tattoo of a leprechaun riding a tiger then it's mine.

  • 57 27
    Submitted by nbhilliard on Aug 18, 10 at 9:24pm
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    As long as you're a chick then yeah

  • 55 24
    Submitted by GoOdWoOd on Aug 18, 10 at 11:45pm
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    Boner rush right there

  • 43 19
    Submitted by SweetieEsq on Aug 19, 10 at 5:31pm
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    All females should have a f-buddy for this purpose :)

  • 50 38
    Submitted by blahalb on Aug 18, 10 at 10:16pm
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    has anybody found delhi14's turtle yet?

  • 46 33
    Submitted by 2144571774 on Aug 19, 10 at 7:42am
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    Come on over baby. Abuse me, use me, cause I ain't your average groupie

  • 44 29
    Submitted by rexygirl10 on Aug 18, 10 at 9:43pm
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    Talk about not know whether to be scared or excited.

  • 35 22
    Submitted by ggeiger on Aug 18, 10 at 9:11pm
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    gotta love kc

  • 30 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 10 at 5:55pm
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    Turtle guy. Potentially more annoying than firsty

  • 31 21
    Submitted by The_Hamburgular on Aug 19, 10 at 1:02am
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    I had a turtle once... His name was "What".

  • 31 23
    Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Aug 18, 10 at 9:25pm
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    Is there any other kind of aggression therapy?

  • 33 34
    Submitted by Spelling_Nazi on Aug 18, 10 at 10:38pm
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    fuck. i saw the turtle. but it outran me and got away.

  • 26 21
    Submitted by ingebeastly on Aug 19, 10 at 2:31pm
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    and this is why you should block your brother's number

  • 33 37
    Submitted by Xephyrik on Aug 18, 10 at 9:12pm
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    I had a testicle retreat moment there. I gotta agree with hateroid, that sounds like it would hurt

    • 25 21
      Submitted by Glad on Aug 18, 10 at 11:25pm
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      Puss, Let real men handle the action, you go be a nurse to the wounded.

  • 26 26
    Submitted by bldrmn on Aug 19, 10 at 7:11am
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    Somebody's gonna have a bruised dick......

  • 23 22
    Submitted by jamiemc on Aug 19, 10 at 2:37am
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    Sure sounds good

  • 19 20
    Submitted by TheSluttyNun on Aug 21, 10 at 11:39pm
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    Could if been a good/hurtful night

  • 20 22
    Submitted by florence2011 on Aug 18, 10 at 11:27pm
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    Interesting lol.

  • 14 11
    Submitted by ttesroD on Oct 20, 10 at 12:18am
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    @delhi14 I had turtle stew yesterday. He's dead as hell and tasted like shit. Turtle found. Turtle dead. Stop asking about the goddamn turtle. That is all.

  • 25 34
    Submitted by darq_qing987 on Aug 19, 10 at 1:12am
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    she said she wanna use his dick. she didn't say for what. I'd politely decline that offer...

    • 14 17
      Submitted by Reno666 on Aug 20, 10 at 8:36am
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      hey you can't MAKE a girl say it if she dont want to that she wants to fuck u. I'd risk it. Just be ready to fend her off if she's goes to beat u in the balls.

  • 29 44
    Submitted by delhi14 on Aug 18, 10 at 10:24pm
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    Still can't find my turtle:(

  • 20 27
    Submitted by rugger on Aug 18, 10 at 9:19pm
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    Works 4 me

  • 17 22
    Submitted by bloxham on Aug 21, 10 at 1:06pm
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    This is so me! Good to know there are others out there.

  • 17 23
    Submitted by pennt46 on Aug 19, 10 at 1:23am
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    Haha *hi5*

  • 23 43
    Submitted by danamarie on Aug 18, 10 at 10:30pm
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    I kidnapped delhi14's turtle!!!!

  • 18 34
    Submitted by PacoTheTaco on Aug 18, 10 at 11:54pm
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    I will save your turtle.Who ever has it must be a frog so I'll go grabs baseball bat BITCHES!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

  • 18 45
    Submitted by Fr3e2bMe on Aug 19, 10 at 2:00am
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    This cant be real? How the fck am I gonna be able to trust a girl after readin sht like this?!

  • 24 58
    Submitted by HaHaHarry on Aug 18, 10 at 10:48pm
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    The awkward thing about this text is that it's from a guy.... 0_0

  • 24 58
    Submitted by Dr_Pepper on Aug 18, 10 at 9:55pm
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    has anybody found delhi14's turtle yet? :[

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