We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
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Let me guess your tooth is missing and you stole a cop car last night
Check your closet for a baby while you're at it
Nice attempt at making fun of references to "The Hangover" everyone, except that was a tiger for fuck sake...
Ummm, what about Harold and Kumar? Dangerously ignorant crowd on here.
Awww. I like cheetahs :-)
Fake woot woot
Exotic animals are not that hard to get illegally if you know where to look and have enough money. Didn't they arrest some guy in NYC for the same thing??
And die instead of getting arested alis the hang over is a great movie
Never get wasted in a zoo... Or a school/chucke cheeses
plz don't be at the Raintree apts
a not as cool version of the Hangover....You Fail
what, you guys think crazy shit never happens?
A cheetah... Seriously?
This text could actually be possible. I live in the same town and know of a few people that keep "exotic animals" on their land. HUGE tax write off..
WAKE UP TFLN!!!
How the hell did you get a cheetah?!
Prolly stole it from some ex-boxer
THERE IS A JUNGLE CAT IN THE BATHROOM!
Jooknow this is simple code for fat girl with a cheetah print thong! "What you do, fúck a cheetah?"
Hilarious, but hard to believe
Not necessarily fake, a friend of mine had a cheetah. Or serval. Some kind of scary spotted cat anyway.
College Station, TX
Gah people! Whether this text is fake or not, get a life. It's just a website. Fuck, prolly most are fakes but it's just fun! Thats why I read. Don't judge.