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  • Submitted by IhateFrance on Aug 17, 10 at 4:45pm

    Let me guess your tooth is missing and you stole a cop car last night

  • Submitted by ClevelandSteamer on Aug 17, 10 at 4:17pm

    Check your closet for a baby while you're at it

  • Submitted by trke0302 on Aug 17, 10 at 5:22pm

    Nice attempt at making fun of references to "The Hangover" everyone, except that was a tiger for fuck sake...

  • 91 60
    Submitted by amonymous on Aug 17, 10 at 8:01pm

    Ummm, what about Harold and Kumar? Dangerously ignorant crowd on here.

  • 83 73
    Submitted by cheesewhiz on Aug 17, 10 at 3:57pm

    Fake woot woot

  • 84 79
    Submitted by K66Aggression on Aug 17, 10 at 3:56pm

    a not as cool version of the Hangover....You Fail

  • 78 70
    Submitted by x6bliss9x on Aug 17, 10 at 8:43pm

    Exotic animals are not that hard to get illegally if you know where to look and have enough money. Didn't they arrest some guy in NYC for the same thing??

  • 85 84
    Submitted by blahalb on Aug 17, 10 at 4:46pm

    what, you guys think crazy shit never happens?

  • 72 60
    Submitted by jmatj513 on Aug 19, 10 at 1:54am

    And die instead of getting arested alis the hang over is a great movie

  • 71 58
    Submitted by Vintageboyy on Aug 17, 10 at 4:11pm

    Awww. I like cheetahs :-)

  • 80 76
    Submitted by generic_name on Aug 17, 10 at 3:54pm

    so fake.

  • 75 69
    Submitted by mp9p on Aug 17, 10 at 4:09pm

    A cheetah... Seriously?

  • 67 54
    Submitted by mrp1mpin on Aug 17, 10 at 10:41pm

    Never get wasted in a zoo... Or a school/chucke cheeses

  • 66 58
    Submitted by FUCKtheUSCG on Aug 17, 10 at 9:29pm

    plz don't be at the Raintree apts

  • 69 69
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 17, 10 at 3:56pm

    Hangover knock-off.

  • 58 54
    Submitted by Baccus715 on Aug 18, 10 at 1:03am

    THERE IS A JUNGLE CAT IN THE BATHROOM!

  • 60 61
    Submitted by gld1503 on Aug 18, 10 at 3:20am

    This text could actually be possible. I live in the same town and know of a few people that keep "exotic animals" on their land. HUGE tax write off..

  • 65 81
    Submitted by rainbuckets on Aug 17, 10 at 3:54pm

    How the hell did you get a cheetah?!

    • 49 52
      Submitted by kingjoker54 on Aug 17, 10 at 7:35pm

      Prolly stole it from some ex-boxer

  • 70 93
    Submitted by urallstupid on Aug 17, 10 at 7:13pm

    WAKE UP TFLN!!!

  • 67 88
    Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 17, 10 at 6:04pm

    Jooknow this is simple code for fat girl with a cheetah print thong! "What you do, fĂșck a cheetah?"

  • 56 77
    Submitted by elenavw on Aug 18, 10 at 10:19am

    Not necessarily fake, a friend of mine had a cheetah. Or serval. Some kind of scary spotted cat anyway.

  • 47 60
    Submitted by zxznoahzxz on Aug 18, 10 at 1:32am

    Hilarious, but hard to believe

  • 55 78
    Submitted by dragonfly15 on Aug 18, 10 at 1:47am

    Gah people! Whether this text is fake or not, get a life. It's just a website. Fuck, prolly most are fakes but it's just fun! Thats why I read. Don't judge.

  • 51 79
    Submitted by smoothneon on Aug 17, 10 at 10:58pm

    Hempstead tx

    • 53 76
      Submitted by racool172 on Aug 18, 10 at 1:36am

      College Station, TX