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  • sounds like a fat chick.

    Submitted by mixn on Aug 2, 10 at 12:50pm
  • will cookies sprinkles and a couple shots of tequilla get you in bed with a girl?

    Submitted by stolenduck43 on Aug 2, 10 at 12:31pm
  • Fat fat fat

    Submitted by cmillss on Aug 2, 10 at 1:24pm
  • Do we not all know she means xtcy

    Submitted by fiveoh on Aug 3, 10 at 1:56am
    • no, she was talking about food. i know her, she doesnt do drugs. so......

      Submitted by actuallyyyy on Oct 1, 10 at 11:56am
  • Beacon?

    Submitted by boomboomroom77 on Aug 4, 10 at 1:42am
  • all i need are sprinkles!

    Submitted by flint on Aug 2, 10 at 11:25pm
  • eh hem. im actually friends with the person who said this and shes not fat NOR is she a whore. okay? everyone clear now?

    Submitted by actuallyyyy on Oct 1, 10 at 11:55am
  • so, we're having a bake sale at my house tomorrow. i was just thinkin maybe you could stop by...

    Submitted by dre623 on Aug 2, 10 at 2:28pm
  • This reminds me of the porn Cooking Shit Up with Jayden James. Ah, yes it is a "delicious" video.

    Submitted by Anonyrnous on Aug 2, 10 at 3:35pm
  • These sprinkles are making me horny

    Submitted by saucysauceman on Aug 3, 10 at 9:41am
  • Welp, I guess you're easy.

    Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Aug 2, 10 at 5:47pm
  • Silly people. Those are types of ecstasy ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 10 at 1:24pm
  • God bless her little heart, btw hot chicks like sprinkles too........or you're not doing it right!

    Submitted by njt on Aug 3, 10 at 8:42am
  • that's just sad. I'm far from fat and I love food, but if that's all it takes to get someone in bed they usually would define that person as a whore!

    Submitted by extremelyevident on Aug 2, 10 at 3:11pm
  • Oh sloppy 845 girls ... They are all dirty redneck slanks ( yes I said slanks! ) up there

    Submitted by mrw15 on Aug 2, 10 at 3:00pm
    • Up there? 845 is about as far south as you can get in NY--without being in NYC... or Long Island (blegh).

      Submitted by flint on Aug 2, 10 at 11:22pm
  • Def a fat chick

    Submitted by thezuchster on Aug 2, 10 at 12:54pm
  • Oh the bait used by chubby chasers

    Submitted by whatnow on May 24, 11 at 2:25am
  • oops i thought you were talking metaphorically.

    Submitted by canonymous on Aug 2, 10 at 12:35pm
  • Sounds like u need a whale sling and a crane to get you OUTTA bed, Fatty!

    Submitted by mintyshake on Aug 4, 10 at 9:39pm
  • Hahaha so good.

    Submitted by jerseygirlx163 on Aug 2, 10 at 12:24pm
  • And a roofie colida!!!

    Submitted by guitar_boy on Aug 2, 10 at 5:46pm
  • Your steps away from your nickname being the cookie monster. But if your eating all that, it probably wont be because you're a monster in bed

    Submitted by PanthersFLfan on Aug 3, 10 at 1:34am
  • Fetish: Sprinkle and cookie puke covering you when you do it a "little" too hard.

    Submitted by mixn on Aug 2, 10 at 1:01pm
  • sounds like my mom

    Submitted by Misssbarry on Oct 4, 10 at 12:51am