all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
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sounds like a fat chick.
will cookies sprinkles and a couple shots of tequilla get you in bed with a girl?
Fat fat fat
so, we're having a bake sale at my house tomorrow. i was just thinkin maybe you could stop by...
Do we not all know she means xtcy
no, she was talking about food. i know her, she doesnt do drugs. so......
all i need are sprinkles!
eh hem. im actually friends with the person who said this and shes not fat NOR is she a whore. okay? everyone clear now?
This reminds me of the porn Cooking Shit Up with Jayden James. Ah, yes it is a "delicious" video.
These sprinkles are making me horny
Silly people. Those are types of ecstasy ;)
Def a fat chick
Welp, I guess you're easy.
Oh the bait used by chubby chasers
God bless her little heart, btw hot chicks like sprinkles too........or you're not doing it right!
Oh sloppy 845 girls ... They are all dirty redneck slanks ( yes I said slanks! ) up there
Up there? 845 is about as far south as you can get in NY--without being in NYC... or Long Island (blegh).
that's just sad. I'm far from fat and I love food, but if that's all it takes to get someone in bed they usually would define that person as a whore!
oops i thought you were talking metaphorically.
Hahaha so good.
Sounds like u need a whale sling and a crane to get you OUTTA bed, Fatty!
Your steps away from your nickname being the cookie monster. But if your eating all that, it probably wont be because you're a monster in bed
And a roofie colida!!!
sounds like my mom
Fetish: Sprinkle and cookie puke covering you when you do it a "little" too hard.