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  • 92 52
    Submitted by mixn on Aug 2, 10 at 12:50pm
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    sounds like a fat chick.

  • 58 41
    Submitted by stolenduck43 on Aug 2, 10 at 12:31pm
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    will cookies sprinkles and a couple shots of tequilla get you in bed with a girl?

  • 54 49
    Submitted by dre623 on Aug 2, 10 at 2:28pm
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    so, we're having a bake sale at my house tomorrow. i was just thinkin maybe you could stop by...

  • 46 42
    Submitted by cmillss on Aug 2, 10 at 1:24pm
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    Fat fat fat

  • 38 35
    Submitted by boomboomroom77 on Aug 4, 10 at 1:42am
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    Beacon?

  • 35 29
    Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Aug 2, 10 at 5:47pm
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    Welp, I guess you're easy.

  • 40 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 10 at 1:24pm
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    Silly people. Those are types of ecstasy ;)

  • 36 37
    Submitted by fiveoh on Aug 3, 10 at 1:56am
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    Do we not all know she means xtcy

    • 29 32
      Submitted by actuallyyyy on Oct 1, 10 at 11:56am
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      no, she was talking about food. i know her, she doesnt do drugs. so......

  • 49 64
    Submitted by thezuchster on Aug 2, 10 at 12:54pm
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    Def a fat chick

  • 35 40
    Submitted by Misssbarry on Oct 4, 10 at 12:51am
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    sounds like my mom

  • 31 34
    Submitted by canonymous on Aug 2, 10 at 12:35pm
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    oops i thought you were talking metaphorically.

  • 32 37
    Submitted by njt on Aug 3, 10 at 8:42am
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    God bless her little heart, btw hot chicks like sprinkles too........or you're not doing it right!

  • 34 42
    Submitted by extremelyevident on Aug 2, 10 at 3:11pm
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    that's just sad. I'm far from fat and I love food, but if that's all it takes to get someone in bed they usually would define that person as a whore!

  • 29 33
    Submitted by flint on Aug 2, 10 at 11:25pm
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    all i need are sprinkles!

  • 32 39
    Submitted by mrw15 on Aug 2, 10 at 3:00pm
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    Oh sloppy 845 girls ... They are all dirty redneck slanks ( yes I said slanks! ) up there

    • 23 32
      Submitted by flint on Aug 2, 10 at 11:22pm
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      Up there? 845 is about as far south as you can get in NY--without being in NYC... or Long Island (blegh).

  • 35 46
    Submitted by saucysauceman on Aug 3, 10 at 9:41am
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    These sprinkles are making me horny

  • 35 48
    Submitted by PanthersFLfan on Aug 3, 10 at 1:34am
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    Your steps away from your nickname being the cookie monster. But if your eating all that, it probably wont be because you're a monster in bed

  • 21 23
    Submitted by actuallyyyy on Oct 1, 10 at 11:55am
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    eh hem. im actually friends with the person who said this and shes not fat NOR is she a whore. okay? everyone clear now?

  • 32 48
    Submitted by jerseygirlx163 on Aug 2, 10 at 12:24pm
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    Hahaha so good.

  • 23 33
    Submitted by Anonyrnous on Aug 2, 10 at 3:35pm
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    This reminds me of the porn Cooking Shit Up with Jayden James. Ah, yes it is a "delicious" video.

  • 30 50
    Submitted by guitar_boy on Aug 2, 10 at 5:46pm
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    And a roofie colida!!!

  • 11 17
    Submitted by whatnow on May 24, 11 at 2:25am
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    Oh the bait used by chubby chasers

  • 27 49
    Submitted by mintyshake on Aug 4, 10 at 9:39pm
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    Sounds like u need a whale sling and a crane to get you OUTTA bed, Fatty!

  • 22 56
    Submitted by mixn on Aug 2, 10 at 1:01pm
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    Fetish: Sprinkle and cookie puke covering you when you do it a "little" too hard.