all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
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sounds like a fat chick.
will cookies sprinkles and a couple shots of tequilla get you in bed with a girl?
Fat fat fat
Do we not all know she means xtcy
no, she was talking about food. i know her, she doesnt do drugs. so......
so, we're having a bake sale at my house tomorrow. i was just thinkin maybe you could stop by...
all i need are sprinkles!
eh hem. im actually friends with the person who said this and shes not fat NOR is she a whore. okay? everyone clear now?
This reminds me of the porn Cooking Shit Up with Jayden James. Ah, yes it is a "delicious" video.
These sprinkles are making me horny
Silly people. Those are types of ecstasy ;)
Def a fat chick
Welp, I guess you're easy.
God bless her little heart, btw hot chicks like sprinkles too........or you're not doing it right!
Oh sloppy 845 girls ... They are all dirty redneck slanks ( yes I said slanks! ) up there
Up there? 845 is about as far south as you can get in NY--without being in NYC... or Long Island (blegh).
that's just sad. I'm far from fat and I love food, but if that's all it takes to get someone in bed they usually would define that person as a whore!
Oh the bait used by chubby chasers
oops i thought you were talking metaphorically.
Sounds like u need a whale sling and a crane to get you OUTTA bed, Fatty!
Hahaha so good.
And a roofie colida!!!
Your steps away from your nickname being the cookie monster. But if your eating all that, it probably wont be because you're a monster in bed
Fetish: Sprinkle and cookie puke covering you when you do it a "little" too hard.
sounds like my mom