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  • Submitted by smartgrrl2 on Jul 27, 10 at 1:17pm

    In my cock classification research, it was found that males with large members completely forget the use of their hands and mouth when interacting with females. It becomes the central focus of the act...and hardly fulfilling for their partners.

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      Submitted by mel24 on Jul 27, 10 at 11:01pm

      Man I want to take whatever course you took in which you had to do said research.

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      Submitted by babsco789 on Jul 27, 10 at 11:13pm

      My research supports your findings 100%.

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      Submitted by Cannibalcake on Jun 6, 12 at 3:30am

      My boyfriend has an enormous penis and he is amazing with foreplay.

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        Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Aug 19, 12 at 6:31pm

        Congrats on finding such a gem. I wish you and your boyfriend many happy years and orgasms!

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    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 27, 10 at 11:29am

    Rule 351: Cant fight a big dick. it's like a nuclear missile in a hallway. Doesn't fit and will cause damage trying to get it in there.

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    Submitted by rosiegirl on Jul 27, 10 at 4:08pm

    This is the story of me and my ex boyfriend.

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    Submitted by rabidlamb on Jul 28, 10 at 4:45am

    Truth. Fuck you. You don't know shit. Black dudes cocks are just statistickly longer then any other race.

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    Submitted by gaterhog on Jul 28, 10 at 1:06am

    It can fit in a nutshell? That's the opposite of the OP

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    Submitted by preciyesi on Jul 27, 10 at 2:09pm

    its not just black guys...my boyfriend is cuban and his dick is huge.

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    Submitted by stokedonsurf on Jul 27, 10 at 11:28am

    just cause he can do a pushup with no hands....

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    Submitted by jmaddog on Jul 27, 10 at 12:58pm

    501 that's Arkansas he ur cousin or somethin lol

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    Submitted by PhoenixGray on Jul 27, 10 at 8:08pm

    Hey...southern white boys pack serious sausage too!! My fiancé can wreck me if he isn't careful. Big ones are great to look at, but working with one is a true test of patience and skill...

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    Submitted by HannLynn on Jul 27, 10 at 11:25am

    Hahahaa

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    Submitted by smartgrrl2 on Jul 27, 10 at 8:19pm

    @ILW: um...need a TA?

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    Submitted by AhhClassic on Jul 27, 10 at 12:54pm

    Ahh the ol' black guy. Classic.

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      Submitted by truth on Jul 27, 10 at 10:55pm

      This kind of crap is annoying... its a myth. Only exists cause hung black dudes sleep around a lot more than others.

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        Submitted by Br34kthr0ugh420 on Jul 28, 10 at 6:05pm

        Or it could be that back in the days of slavery the masters literally bred the biggest blacks with the biggest blacks, for the most physical ability in the field. I'm not being racist, it's just true.

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    Submitted by niceman on Jul 27, 10 at 1:25pm

    Hey, a girl's gotta do what she has to do. Enjoy, my princess....

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    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 27, 10 at 1:02pm

    Other races have big members in their society. I'm on my way there. Puberty is doing wonders for me. Oh cause I'm 1/4 Black I'm.....

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    Submitted by toohightoofly on Jul 27, 10 at 12:13pm

    This is my life. I totally understand, and it's a completely acceptable reason.

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    Submitted by JPRTa on Dec 31, 10 at 3:18pm

    I bet this was from a sister talking bout his brother... theres some toothless camouflage wearing freaks out there in Arkansas... damn arkaloids...

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    Submitted by rabidlamb on Jul 28, 10 at 4:41am

    Can't anyone learn to put it in soft?

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    Submitted by JPRTa on Dec 31, 10 at 3:18pm

    I bet this was from a sister talking bout his brother... theres some toothless camouflage wearing freaks out there in Arkansas... damn arkaloids...

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    Submitted by ilovewhores on Jul 27, 10 at 6:07pm

    @smartgrrl well those tools need to come to my manwhore training class

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    Submitted by turbo101 on Jul 27, 10 at 11:07pm

    That's me in a nut shell