The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
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But the black guy in me wants to ask if she has a chubby sister. And the Jew in me wants to know if she has insurance. The mexican in me wants to know if she has a lil sister, but will settle for a corona. But it doesn't matter because the white guy in me is just gonna get nervous, choke and end up going home to cinimax again.
Honestly, I've blasted you before but this shit is pretty damn funny. And the Russian in me wants to buy you a fifth of vodka.
im more concerned with how many people u got inside u...
How do you manage to text with two guys in you?
Do both. It's a win/win situation.
"That outfit looks amazing on you. It probably wouldn't look as good on my bedroom floor, but I'd like to find out."
You seem ok either way I vote go for it.
Bang her and then compliment her
This isnt even a dilemna!
If a guy's inside you, he really can't be that straight.
Bisexuality for the win!
said8ED brings up a valid point
GARG's COMMENT FTW!
Bi guys. You get all the benefits of a g@y friend AND you get the sex. Every girl wants one.
Just wondering why there's a g@y man in you...
I wonder if she will be his FIRST girl partner
god, you bi guys always fuck with my brain!