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  • 94 70
    Submitted by idkwhathey on Aug 22, 10 at 4:38pm

    no black guy who runs from cops would ever speak like this "the extent of my physical activity.." that sounds like the smart version of patrick from spongebob, when he falls off that cliff and spongebob puts a new head on patrick's body

  • 99 91
    Submitted by spearchucker on Aug 22, 10 at 11:56am

    Cops are usually fat now.

  • 86 81
    Submitted by whoremonesx3 on Aug 22, 10 at 11:39am


  • 87 90
    Submitted by ygensuckass on Aug 23, 10 at 8:09am

    oh yeah thats so hot. What were they like trying to rpe you?

  • Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Aug 22, 10 at 12:02pm

    Well aren't you badass.

  • 78 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 10 at 2:15pm

    This guy = black.

    • 88 79
      Submitted by ygensuckass on Aug 23, 10 at 8:11am

      Anonymous = mongoloid

  • 80 92
    Submitted by purplenugs on Aug 29, 10 at 1:03pm

    fuck everybody, im white and id agree with this. shit i dont wanna pay any more weed tickets, i just dip and keep my shit, sleep in my bed, and i get to eat not-county-jail food. all wins!

  • 71 90
    Submitted by delhi14 on Aug 22, 10 at 11:13pm

    I this was a black guy it would be more like, "yo nigga I just got a hell of a workout runnin from da po-po"

  • 68 89
    Submitted by saucysauceman on Aug 22, 10 at 10:00am

    I know how you feel..

  • 66 91
    Submitted by M2DOOM on Aug 22, 10 at 8:12pm

    well you clearly aren't getting far