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  • 86 46
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 16, 10 at 1:34pm
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    Always gotta check size, you can't push a Nuclear ballistic missile into a coin slot. It only leads to great complications!

  • 70 36
    Submitted by Doomeded on Aug 16, 10 at 1:30pm
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    Haha oh the possibilities of what that could be about

  • 62 30
    Submitted by android69 on Aug 16, 10 at 2:02pm
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    Cowboy buttsecks

  • 64 42
    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 16, 10 at 1:43pm
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    Whatever the question was, Good call on learning from your mistakes.

  • 61 37
    Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 16, 10 at 1:25pm
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    Results of a big penis and small vagina

  • 49 34
    Submitted by mordantmouth on Aug 16, 10 at 5:32pm
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    Does it rhyme with genital schwartz?

  • 54 45
    Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Aug 16, 10 at 1:29pm
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    We need the text he got to make this story complete.

  • 52 46
    Submitted by nmstew on Aug 16, 10 at 1:42pm
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    If this were from a girl, how would she know she couldn't pee straight?

    • 34 44
      Submitted by blueyaa on Aug 16, 10 at 8:00pm
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      When it starts trickling own the buttcheek or off the side and not straight out of the vagina...

      • 37 43
        Submitted by muffinpunch on Aug 16, 10 at 9:51pm
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        girls don't pee out of their vaginas, dumbass

        • 39 27
          Submitted by lonelysandwich on Aug 17, 10 at 12:03pm
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          yeah, they pee out of their butts

  • 49 55
    Submitted by theotherguy on Aug 16, 10 at 3:28pm
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    @ Productplacement: one of the main things that makes tfln funny is that the texts are not in context. It makes them more relatable.

  • 32 30
    Submitted by prometheus on Aug 17, 10 at 2:14am
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    What is it with people complaining about (aparently) good sex just like fml

  • 37 43
    Submitted by lovenlifenmusic on Aug 16, 10 at 11:34pm
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    Thats what happens when u stuff things in ur PENIS

  • 25 40
    Submitted by fogboundalex on Oct 25, 10 at 3:32pm
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    Bahahahahahahahaha