All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
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must have turned purple from the tilex
It's perfectly normal for a guy to jerk off and watch porn. I understand this. Why can't other girls?
i see no one here saying they shouldnt...
do all guys jerk off?
I hope its from his mom
this is one of those txts where you wish you knew the rest of the story and what the hell happened. lol
Yey, who says we don't? Difference is girls typically don't leave spank rags etc as evidence lying around in rooms other people go into
All this jerking off is making me firsty.
The answer is a Nazi
Next time jizz in her eye instead of her mouth so she can't see to write the letter!
cuz it ends with you being a loser?
What more does a letter that starts like that really need to say?
He's obviously had a letter like this before, which is more concerning.
Maybe he's a screamer with a daddy fetish.
@Jayy-not all of us do. I met one guy who is SUPER sheltered. We asked him what was the dirtiest movie he had ever seen and he said Titanic. So it was safe to believe him when he told us he never had.
4:56 Goodwin's law!
Who starts a letter with that phrase?
Who writes letters still
This is funny