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  • Submitted by Grilled_Cheese on Sep 16, 10 at 10:37am

    Trying making her a grilled cheese, or better, eat a grilled cheese while having sex, you can't be sad and eat a grilled cheese, it's impossible

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    Submitted by ontherocks on Sep 17, 10 at 12:36am

    "Sex is like pizza, if it's good, IT'S GREAT! and if it's bad, it's still good."

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    Submitted by enmire on Sep 16, 10 at 9:55am

    Cheer up, there's always next time

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    Submitted by K66Aggression on Sep 16, 10 at 10:40am

    thats when you take control, dominance my friend

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    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Sep 17, 10 at 1:04am

    Would probably have gone better if you used more than the one hand.

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    Submitted by thebatman on Sep 16, 10 at 11:36am

    But from here it can only get better. Now expectations are gone, and improvement will undoubtedly occur.

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    Submitted by HaileyHAVOC92 on Sep 22, 10 at 10:13pm

    I was completely going to say that ontherocks.

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    Submitted by CheezeDetector on Sep 16, 10 at 10:56am

    Musta been some crazy chemistry

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    Submitted by jbwarner86 on Sep 16, 10 at 10:10pm

    You had sex with Matthew Perry?

  • Submitted by vientiane007 on Sep 16, 10 at 10:47am

    There is never such thing as bad sex if you would like a new text buddy hit me up 813four5four2sixfour1