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  • Trying making her a grilled cheese, or better, eat a grilled cheese while having sex, you can't be sad and eat a grilled cheese, it's impossible

    Submitted by Grilled_Cheese on Sep 16, 10 at 10:37am
  • "Sex is like pizza, if it's good, IT'S GREAT! and if it's bad, it's still good."

    Submitted by ontherocks on Sep 17, 10 at 12:36am
  • Cheer up, there's always next time

    Submitted by enmire on Sep 16, 10 at 9:55am
  • thats when you take control, dominance my friend

    Submitted by K66Aggression on Sep 16, 10 at 10:40am
  • Would probably have gone better if you used more than the one hand.

    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Sep 17, 10 at 1:04am
  • But from here it can only get better. Now expectations are gone, and improvement will undoubtedly occur.

    Submitted by thebatman on Sep 16, 10 at 11:36am
  • I was completely going to say that ontherocks.

    Submitted by HaileyHAVOC92 on Sep 22, 10 at 10:13pm
  • You had sex with Matthew Perry?

    Submitted by jbwarner86 on Sep 16, 10 at 10:10pm
  • Musta been some crazy chemistry

    Submitted by CheezeDetector on Sep 16, 10 at 10:56am
  • There is never such thing as bad sex if you would like a new text buddy hit me up 813four5four2sixfour1

    Submitted by vientiane007 on Sep 16, 10 at 10:47am