I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
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I want to know what she was doing with ketchup that saying it from her period is the less embarrassing option.
Using ketchup as lube.??? Gross.!!!!
\\/ yeah since only fat bitches have periods...
i have chocolate syrup stains from eating ice cream in my bed and i just shrug them off as period stains...
Mr clean can get rid of your stains and then continue to fuck you afterwards.
Hateraid then buy new sheets. And when you eat in bed use a hand towel under your plate.
hateraid, that's gross. wash your sheets.
i do bro. they just wont come out. hersheys syrup stains like a bitch.
@ProductPlacement, you're kinda weird.
Fourty lemons flops???
Figure out my reply. It's 3 words. First word starts with F and ends with Y. Second starts with L and ends with S. Third starts with F and ends with S.
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Fatty likes fish?? is that it?
"Fatty likes fries"
Fifty less friends !!!!!!! I got it yes !
TELL HIM IT WAS KETCHUP
That is just F-ing wrong....
F L F\nA I R\nT K I\nT E E\nY S S