he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
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Luckily he passed out before trying to microwave the cans and burning the whole place down.
Sounds like room 203!
Hey when you run outta room on the floor...
Sounds like he's a real keeper
No one gives a shit.
If they were full (doubtful) he is resourceful and probably cooks and eats relatively healthy. If they were empty, you can probably find a half eaten sandwhich on the microwave plate under his bed.
this is classic!!! i totally am gonna put all the empties in the microwave next time im at a random house party