For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
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Props for the use of the word 'copious', which is a lovely word. Now, instead of griping about her word choice, incorporate these words into your vocabulary: condoms, spermicide, and vasectomy. Takes two to tango, buddy, now step up. And if you're dumb enough to not take some responsibility and start being careful, I'm revoking your liscence to use 'copious.'
Coitus interruptus is a good one as well.
And I'm taking your license to spell, long paragraph guy.
First off, why do you assume I'm a guy? Second, I'm oh so very sorry that I spelled one word wrong while typing on my iPhone. Clearly anyone who makes a typo cannot possibly contribute meaningfully to a discussion. I shall hang my head in shame, chastened, and never comment again. Or, you know, you could be less finicky.
Why is everyone jumping to pregnancy? The problem could be of the sexually transmitted medical variety.
Actually, the 'problem' is tiny at this point, but it will get larger without intervention.
You knows what's going around these days? BABIES!!!
wrap it up b! wrap it up!
Ah, but as long as he was big and not a problem at all during the copious amounts of sex, surely that will make up for future big problems?
Could everyone (opalquean) take a minute to render whatever phallic object has been stored within thine posterior cavity
can i ask a question? someone tell me why someone elses spelling matters that much to you and everyone else? its only a website and spelling doesnt count for anything here. why are some people so concerned with other peoples business so much?
Don't be silly, wrap your willy!
I like that saying... "if you are going to be a douche at least be an original douche"....
Why is everyone assuming pregnancy/STD's? I read it as the other person said "we have a big problem", which was assumed to be pregnancy/STD's because of the aformentioned sex but turned out to be something else entirely (feral badger invasion for example) and hence caused some form of freakout.
All sex is good just don't blow if no Dom
That reminds me of another problem we need to talk about...
You have joined the ranks of people who annoy me by posting "Firsty!"
If you're going to be a douche, atleast be an original douche.