For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
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I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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