she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
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And if they don't she looks like Billy crystal?
"Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it?"
what does she look like when they slash their eyes out?
LMFAO @ milkdrinker
all the whisky in the state of Kentucky will also make her look like Megan fox
@ Matt Damon- I thought it went "you can get a good look at a steak by sticking your head up a cows ass but wouldn't you rather take the butchers word for it?". If you're gonna quote a movie when it doesn't even apply, at least get the fucking thing right. Dumbass
You are correct, except for when Tommy fucked it up later in the movie, in which case MAATT_DAAAMON has it dead on. If you're gonna call somebody out for misquoting a movie, at least know what the fuck you're talking about. Who's the Dumbass now?
Yeah, like he said, I was quoting tommy(who fucked the line up), not his father. No need to be an ass.
Does she go to gbn? I think I know who this is.