tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
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Let me ask you a question, you, you never really remember the beginning of a dream do you? You always wind up right in the middle of what's going on.
Well, you said twilight wasn't bearable, so I gave ya the bottle and left. The bendy straw? Who knows.
awesome collided with amazing somewhere in the universe. thats how u ended up where u were.
Bendy straw ftw!
wow sexist you must have a baby dick. guess i'd be mad too if i had one
@TheSexist you're what's wrong with the world
Ask the first half of the bottle.
Wow did someone just quote Inception? lol..
Smirnoff is for vaginas with bad hair
Ur a retarted alcohlic that's how I hope someone beats the shit outta u while ur there for just being you.........doushbag
Um, daterape maybe
I'm not offended by what the sexist said, I'm offended by the poor results of an attempt at humor.
I agree wt sexest mostly except for the kitchen part
That's the last time you'll mix mescaline and "Muppet Babies."
Bendy straws are for homos and woman... if female she should be in the kitchen or the homo should be in a gas chamber... what is wrong with the world these days...