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  • Submitted by tumes on Aug 6, 10 at 2:40pm

    Let me ask you a question, you, you never really remember the beginning of a dream do you? You always wind up right in the middle of what's going on.

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    Submitted by CynicalWit on Aug 6, 10 at 12:17pm

    Well, you said twilight wasn't bearable, so I gave ya the bottle and left. The bendy straw? Who knows.

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    Submitted by comicsansbold on Aug 6, 10 at 12:44pm

    awesome collided with amazing somewhere in the universe. thats how u ended up where u were.

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    Submitted by whiteknave on Aug 6, 10 at 1:53pm

    Ask the first half of the bottle.

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    Submitted by mintyshake on Aug 6, 10 at 9:44pm

    Roofies?

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    Submitted by soccerrat2001 on Aug 6, 10 at 11:37am

    Bendy straw ftw!

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    Submitted by VeeVeangeance on Aug 6, 10 at 3:05pm

    Smirnoff is for vaginas with bad hair

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    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 6, 10 at 12:11pm

    wow sexist you must have a baby dick. guess i'd be mad too if i had one

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    Submitted by zoehascurls on Aug 8, 10 at 2:40am

    Wow did someone just quote Inception? lol..

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    Submitted by FartsAtWork on Aug 6, 10 at 12:54pm

    I'm not offended by what the sexist said, I'm offended by the poor results of an attempt at humor.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 10 at 5:33am

    Ur a retarted alcohlic that's how I hope someone beats the shit outta u while ur there for just being you.........doushbag

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    Submitted by footballgetsome on Aug 6, 10 at 1:14pm

    I agree wt sexest mostly except for the kitchen part

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    Submitted by cmillss on Aug 6, 10 at 2:55pm

    Bendy straw ftw!

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    Submitted by ilovebreast on Aug 6, 10 at 3:17pm

    Um, daterape maybe

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    Submitted by adjockey on Aug 6, 10 at 12:57pm

    That's the last time you'll mix mescaline and "Muppet Babies."

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    Submitted by Jaco823 on Aug 7, 10 at 12:41am

    @TheSexist you're what's wrong with the world

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    Submitted by shotrod123 on Aug 6, 10 at 11:37am

    Firsty first

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    Submitted by iamamazing on Aug 6, 10 at 11:35am

    first

  • Submitted by TheSexist on Aug 6, 10 at 11:49am

    Bendy straws are for homos and woman... if female she should be in the kitchen or the homo should be in a gas chamber... what is wrong with the world these days...