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  • Submitted by Savagejay on Feb 15, 11 at 9:18pm

    Looks like everything is cumming up roses.

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      Submitted by arthurlux on Feb 16, 11 at 12:39am

      I salute you good sir.

  • Submitted by said8ED on Feb 15, 11 at 10:26pm

    Before sex, it looks like a Rose; so soft with its delicate petals, and after: like a bulldog eating mayonnaise.

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      Submitted by TequilaSunrise17 on Feb 16, 11 at 1:44am

      That was a horridly descriptive image

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        Submitted by said8ED on Feb 16, 11 at 4:40pm

        Sorry. A buddy said that to me 3 years ago. It left a mark.

  • Submitted by colan08 on Feb 15, 11 at 11:20pm

    Soooo...she didn't get deflowered...? Hmmm...

  • Submitted by tiffanylikespie on Feb 15, 11 at 10:59pm

    "Yup, just the other day I found a rose petal in my tulips."

  • Submitted by ftbny on Feb 15, 11 at 11:47pm

    Pussporri?

  • Submitted by colan08 on Feb 15, 11 at 11:19pm

    said8ED, I am both disgusted AND incredibly amused! Spot on, sir! Spot on!

  • Submitted by ThaKrazyOne on Feb 15, 11 at 9:25pm

    Happy Valentines Day!!!!

  • Submitted by iluvmy65 on Feb 15, 11 at 11:10pm

    every rose has its thorn

  • Submitted by beebee3737 on Feb 15, 11 at 10:46pm

    Last year I found one in my ass

  • Submitted by franklinp on Feb 16, 11 at 12:02am

    What were you fishing around in there for?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 11 at 10:01pm

    It seems like girls are finding random shit in their vaginas all the time on here. How is this such a common problem? I mean, there's drunk sex,

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    Submitted by Faith on Feb 15, 11 at 9:17pm

    @legonut4 she said rose "petal" not rose and stem...duh WTF?

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      Submitted by iluvmy65 on Feb 15, 11 at 11:13pm

      legonut is the old zach pay no attention to this troll.

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        Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Feb 15, 11 at 11:41pm

        Actually if it's the same legonut4 from other websites (a quick Google search reveals "legonut4"s on FML and Youtube, among other places, it's a teenage girl from Oregon. But who the hell really knows.

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          Submitted by jimboland50 on Feb 16, 11 at 1:16am

          or better yet who cares?

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    Submitted by thebatman on Feb 16, 11 at 1:40am

    The trolling effort on TFLN has really picked up the last few days.. Seriously.. Quality still sucks but there's clear effort.

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    Submitted by Irisheveryday on Feb 16, 11 at 1:58am

    This sounds like a win to me

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    Submitted by 1BigDaddy on Feb 15, 11 at 9:49pm

    Maybe it was used to cover a smell

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    Submitted by Ailina on Feb 15, 11 at 9:38pm

    I'm guessing the OP had sex on a bed covered in rose petals - you know , all movie-romance style.

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      Submitted by MissBea on Feb 17, 11 at 6:32pm

      Captain Obvious has struck again!

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    Submitted by littlekid137 on Feb 15, 11 at 9:07pm

    Sexy

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    Submitted by Joe333 on Feb 15, 11 at 11:39pm

    Arn't you just the sweetest thing!

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    Submitted by colan08 on Feb 15, 11 at 11:24pm

    Phys...what does dyslexia have with it to do?

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    Submitted by Latte1121 on Feb 15, 11 at 11:41pm

    Only in Wichita ha ha Wichita rules!!!!!

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    Submitted by niceman on Feb 16, 11 at 10:22am

    Yeah you and 20,000 other bitches.

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    Submitted by manda_marie on Feb 16, 11 at 3:26pm

    I was in class when I read this and busted out laughing. My teacher looked at me funny..

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    Submitted by bankdis on Feb 16, 11 at 12:08pm

    Are you serisouly suprised?

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    Submitted by GoodLuckImWhite on Feb 16, 11 at 9:39pm

    Anyone who said this is a good night is dumb. Sticking things in your vagina is not good.

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    Submitted by mordantmouth on Feb 17, 11 at 5:22am

    Sounds like someone pulled down a meat curtain. . .

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    Submitted by pichu180 on Feb 17, 11 at 2:40pm

    Said8ed, your comment made me laugh. I like you more now. Thanks for the laugh. :D

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    Submitted by ladi_kelz on Feb 16, 11 at 9:10am

    That's my kind of Valentine's Day.

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    Submitted by Techlyle on Feb 16, 11 at 5:10pm

    A rose petal. Condoms gone green?

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    Submitted by bigRICK66 on Feb 16, 11 at 8:36am

    Just a bloody condom

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    Submitted by Michguy on Feb 16, 11 at 5:32pm

    No, that was a fresh herpes shedding.

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    Submitted by pinkroses on Feb 16, 11 at 7:19pm

    Seems like someone had a great night. ;)

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    Submitted by denimhero on Feb 15, 11 at 11:46pm

    Lego nut so do men ..... Oh wait u don't know

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    Submitted by Phys on Feb 15, 11 at 9:09pm

    Is the person you're seeing dyslexic because I'm pretty sure he did something backwards

  • Submitted by legonut4 on Feb 15, 11 at 9:13pm

    Anyone who says this is a good night is dumb. Roses have thorns!!!