I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
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Looks like everything is cumming up roses.
I salute you good sir.
Before sex, it looks like a Rose; so soft with its delicate petals, and after: like a bulldog eating mayonnaise.
That was a horridly descriptive image
Sorry. A buddy said that to me 3 years ago. It left a mark.
Soooo...she didn't get deflowered...? Hmmm...
"Yup, just the other day I found a rose petal in my tulips."
said8ED, I am both disgusted AND incredibly amused! Spot on, sir! Spot on!
every rose has its thorn
The trolling effort on TFLN has really picked up the last few days.. Seriously.. Quality still sucks but there's clear effort.
Happy Valentines Day!!!!
Last year I found one in my ass
What were you fishing around in there for?
@legonut4 she said rose "petal" not rose and stem...duh WTF?
legonut is the old zach pay no attention to this troll.
Actually if it's the same legonut4 from other websites (a quick Google search reveals "legonut4"s on FML and Youtube, among other places, it's a teenage girl from Oregon. But who the hell really knows.
or better yet who cares?
This sounds like a win to me
Maybe it was used to cover a smell
Arn't you just the sweetest thing!
A rose petal. Condoms gone green?
It seems like girls are finding random shit in their vaginas all the time on here. How is this such a common problem? I mean, there's drunk sex,
Yeah you and 20,000 other bitches.
Only in Wichita ha ha Wichita rules!!!!!
Are you serisouly suprised?
Anyone who said this is a good night is dumb. Sticking things in your vagina is not good.
I'm guessing the OP had sex on a bed covered in rose petals - you know , all movie-romance style.
Captain Obvious has struck again!
I was in class when I read this and busted out laughing. My teacher looked at me funny..
Just a bloody condom
Sounds like someone pulled down a meat curtain. . .
Phys...what does dyslexia have with it to do?
That's my kind of Valentine's Day.
Said8ed, your comment made me laugh. I like you more now. Thanks for the laugh. :D
No, that was a fresh herpes shedding.
Seems like someone had a great night. ;)
Lego nut so do men ..... Oh wait u don't know
Anyone who says this is a good night is dumb. Roses have thorns!!!
Is the person you're seeing dyslexic because I'm pretty sure he did something backwards