Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
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you can't shock us don't worry
Most of the time, it's better to just tell them what you were drinking/using, if they've been a paramedic for longer than a week, they can usually figure out the rest
Not sure how the medics are in your area, but you'd have to do something pretty damn crazy to surprise us here in central FL. If you do it good enough though, you'll give us something to brag to our buddies about.
You make our life enjoyable sugar!
It makes my job so entertaining though. You can't surprise us but gosh you all give us such great stories.
I'm a paramedic in new Orleans. Nothing surprises is down here.
That ones going in the book of shit to live by.
Please continue, you give me stories for morning coffee.... :^)
Bad call. If you do that you'll miss out on half the fun shit in life.
I can totally get behind this one.