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    Submitted by glittercity on Nov 4, 10 at 10:12am

    you can't shock us don't worry

  • 91 94
    Submitted by Naim on Nov 5, 10 at 8:30am

    Most of the time, it's better to just tell them what you were drinking/using, if they've been a paramedic for longer than a week, they can usually figure out the rest

  • Submitted by Dustman on Nov 4, 10 at 11:42pm

    Not sure how the medics are in your area, but you'd have to do something pretty damn crazy to surprise us here in central FL. If you do it good enough though, you'll give us something to brag to our buddies about.

  • Submitted by ak2tx on Nov 5, 10 at 2:37am

    It makes my job so entertaining though. You can't surprise us but gosh you all give us such great stories.

  • Submitted by canuck1 on Nov 4, 10 at 7:58pm

    That ones going in the book of shit to live by.

  • Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 8, 10 at 1:21am

    Bad call. If you do that you'll miss out on half the fun shit in life.

  • Submitted by elliem2 on Nov 9, 10 at 5:59pm

    You make our life enjoyable sugar!

  • Submitted by choppa on Nov 5, 10 at 1:43am

    I'm a paramedic in new Orleans. Nothing surprises is down here.

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    Submitted by srfdstroker673 on Dec 27, 11 at 2:39pm

    Please continue, you give me stories for morning coffee.... :^)

  • Submitted by FCJL214 on Nov 4, 10 at 1:05pm

    I can totally get behind this one.