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  • 77 65
    Submitted by dilloa91 on Aug 21, 10 at 12:25pm

    I like where this is going. Somebodies about to get their shit rocked.

  • 74 69
    Submitted by Dr_Pepper on Aug 21, 10 at 11:24am

    "When the zombies come, a hatchet will make an excellent weapon for killing the bitch, then playing soccer with her head."

  • 63 53
    Submitted by raymond74 on Aug 21, 10 at 5:21pm

    Where about to play Hatchet soccer, BITĆH

  • 56 42
    Submitted by gaterhog on Aug 22, 10 at 9:35am

    "I'm going to hatchet the relationship: she cheated on me with a guy from the soccer team. What a bitch"

  • 62 60
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 21, 10 at 11:26am

    Rule: Soccer is the beautiful game. No violence!!!!

    • 45 47
      Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 21, 10 at 11:55am

      Arsenal 6-0 over Blackpool :)

  • 59 59
    Submitted by rnrfreak on Aug 21, 10 at 7:35pm

    Gonna soccer kick this bitch in the hatchet wound!

  • 58 59
    Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 21, 10 at 12:50pm

    "I wanted to bury the hatchet, but this soccer bìtch is pissing me off. I'm gonna scalp her with said hatchet like an Aztec Warrior!"

  • 61 68
    Submitted by secondytofirsty on Aug 21, 10 at 11:33am

    Unless you are the Netherlands...

  • 60 67
    Submitted by jasboo on Aug 21, 10 at 1:07pm

    no more ICP for that guy!!

  • 56 62
    Submitted by fullmetalkitty on Aug 24, 10 at 10:09am

    Sounds like a text from a juggalos. Yeah this kid is definitely on shrooms.

  • 43 46
    Submitted by tmoh on Feb 2, 11 at 10:13pm

    Andy Shank, is that you?