i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
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All the band-aids in the world won't make your herpes go away...
Because every single person that has sex has an STD...oh wait, I don't. Everyone who calls girls whores for having sex on here (even though it might be with just 1 or 2 guys or hell, their boyfriend (omg no way)) obviously are virgins and are hating.
According to my doctor, I'm extremely healthy for all vaginas
Well if it's going to be around pineapples, you're probably going to need the plasters.
Well it will be better than where you were keeping it. A safe filled with drugs, aids, herpes, and penises
sounds like a surgeon general label should be on your panties
That might be a good place for it since you apparently can't take care of it. It might stop the spread of those diseases you keep sharing too.
Except then some indie band like King Missile would have to write a song called "Detachable Vagina".
Yeah, 'cause you're vagina in a safe means you're living it up and having fun.
So I'm here to deliver an order of multiple orgasms to a Gina, V. A.? Do you want to sign for it? Call me if you have any questions on this order!
No vagina is safe.
Like similar to the one in 'Robin Hood: Men in Tights'?
that was a chastity belt... not a safe.
You are most certainly right, it was a chastity belt. But, when I first read this text, the first thing that came to mind was that belt from that movie. IMO, I think the OP was referring to something, *similar* to that.
Yeah healthy thing like bananas, carrots, cucumbers, just wholesome foods.
you don't need to lock it, you need to just close your legs or make smarter decisions, duh.
Somebody had a fun night...
Sounds like you need a banana in you.
Healthy stuff like... Misc. topical creams, anti-septic ointment and a variety of disease hiding meds?
Locking your vag will not make a difference
Here's a trip. Try closing your legs!
Obviously fake. And first comment!!!!
When the zombies come, you'll want to lock your vagina in a bunker.
I got Peniscillin if you want?
Well ok... But remember... When u gotta rip em off do it quick cause that gonna hurt like a beotch!!
band-AIDS would hardly be healthy to expose to your vagina
Put a lock on that thang.
I swear I had more respect for women til I started reading their slut posts in tfln! Virgins from now on