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  • All the band-aids in the world won't make your herpes go away...

    Submitted by stig on Aug 20, 10 at 9:15pm
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    • Because every single person that has sex has an STD...oh wait, I don't. Everyone who calls girls whores for having sex on here (even though it might be with just 1 or 2 guys or hell, their boyfriend (omg no way)) obviously are virgins and are hating.

      Submitted by HeilGermany on Aug 21, 10 at 2:22pm
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  • According to my doctor, I'm extremely healthy for all vaginas

    Submitted by ClevelandSteamer on Aug 21, 10 at 12:55am
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  • Well if it's going to be around pineapples, you're probably going to need the plasters.

    Submitted by Keefcurl on Aug 20, 10 at 9:43pm
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  • Well it will be better than where you were keeping it. A safe filled with drugs, aids, herpes, and penises

    Submitted by blaze666 on Aug 21, 10 at 3:13am
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  • sounds like a surgeon general label should be on your panties

    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 21, 10 at 12:45am
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  • That might be a good place for it since you apparently can't take care of it. It might stop the spread of those diseases you keep sharing too.

    Submitted by rexygirl10 on Aug 21, 10 at 12:38am
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  • Except then some indie band like King Missile would have to write a song called "Detachable Vagina".

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Aug 21, 10 at 6:16am
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  • So I'm here to deliver an order of multiple orgasms to a Gina, V. A.? Do you want to sign for it? Call me if you have any questions on this order!

    Submitted by 2144571774 on Aug 21, 10 at 1:03am
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  • Yeah, 'cause you're vagina in a safe means you're living it up and having fun.

    Submitted by Jughead on Aug 20, 10 at 10:17pm
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  • No vagina is safe.

    Submitted by xnewxfacex on Aug 21, 10 at 8:21pm
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  • Like similar to the one in 'Robin Hood: Men in Tights'?

    Submitted by BlackStarrLine on Aug 20, 10 at 9:10pm
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    • that was a chastity belt... not a safe.

      Submitted by ktbradley23 on Aug 20, 10 at 10:31pm
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      • You are most certainly right, it was a chastity belt. But, when I first read this text, the first thing that came to mind was that belt from that movie. IMO, I think the OP was referring to something, *similar* to that.

        Submitted by BlackStarrLine on Aug 21, 10 at 1:44pm
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  • Yeah healthy thing like bananas, carrots, cucumbers, just wholesome foods.

    Submitted by Anonyrnous on Aug 21, 10 at 11:06am
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  • you don't need to lock it, you need to just close your legs or make smarter decisions, duh.

    Submitted by emmykb on Aug 21, 10 at 12:02pm
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  • Healthy stuff like... Misc. topical creams, anti-septic ointment and a variety of disease hiding meds?

    Submitted by F_AIL on Aug 21, 10 at 11:18am
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  • Sounds like you need a banana in you.

    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 20, 10 at 9:18pm
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  • Here's a trip. Try closing your legs!

    Submitted by BuhBammm on Aug 21, 10 at 12:52am
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  • Somebody had a fun night...

    Submitted by sh1thead on Aug 20, 10 at 9:39pm
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  • Locking your vag will not make a difference

    Submitted by Colombian_Cartel on Aug 21, 10 at 7:28am
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  • Obviously fake. And first comment!!!!

    Submitted by RockAndTroll on Aug 21, 10 at 4:27am
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  • When the zombies come, you'll want to lock your vagina in a bunker.

    Submitted by Dr_Pepper on Aug 21, 10 at 6:07am
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  • I got Peniscillin if you want?

    Submitted by nAppYKraCkuh on Aug 21, 10 at 9:04pm
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  • band-AIDS would hardly be healthy to expose to your vagina

    Submitted by barneystinson69 on Aug 21, 10 at 3:51am
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  • First!!!

    Submitted by alwaysdtf on Aug 20, 10 at 9:08pm
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  • Well ok... But remember... When u gotta rip em off do it quick cause that gonna hurt like a beotch!!

    Submitted by blite on Aug 21, 10 at 7:15am
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  • Put a lock on that thang.

    Submitted by VectorKSMO on Aug 20, 10 at 11:28pm
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  • I swear I had more respect for women til I started reading their slut posts in tfln! Virgins from now on

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 10 at 6:02am
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