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  • Submitted by stig on Aug 20, 10 at 9:15pm

    All the band-aids in the world won't make your herpes go away...

    • Submitted by HeilGermany on Aug 21, 10 at 2:22pm

      Because every single person that has sex has an STD...oh wait, I don't. Everyone who calls girls whores for having sex on here (even though it might be with just 1 or 2 guys or hell, their boyfriend (omg no way)) obviously are virgins and are hating.

  • Submitted by ClevelandSteamer on Aug 21, 10 at 12:55am

    According to my doctor, I'm extremely healthy for all vaginas

  • Submitted by Keefcurl on Aug 20, 10 at 9:43pm

    Well if it's going to be around pineapples, you're probably going to need the plasters.

  • Submitted by blaze666 on Aug 21, 10 at 3:13am

    Well it will be better than where you were keeping it. A safe filled with drugs, aids, herpes, and penises

  • Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 21, 10 at 12:45am

    sounds like a surgeon general label should be on your panties

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Aug 21, 10 at 6:16am

    Except then some indie band like King Missile would have to write a song called "Detachable Vagina".

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    Submitted by rexygirl10 on Aug 21, 10 at 12:38am

    That might be a good place for it since you apparently can't take care of it. It might stop the spread of those diseases you keep sharing too.

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    Submitted by Jughead on Aug 20, 10 at 10:17pm

    Yeah, 'cause you're vagina in a safe means you're living it up and having fun.

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    Submitted by 2144571774 on Aug 21, 10 at 1:03am

    So I'm here to deliver an order of multiple orgasms to a Gina, V. A.? Do you want to sign for it? Call me if you have any questions on this order!

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    Submitted by xnewxfacex on Aug 21, 10 at 8:21pm

    No vagina is safe.

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    Submitted by Anonyrnous on Aug 21, 10 at 11:06am

    Yeah healthy thing like bananas, carrots, cucumbers, just wholesome foods.

  • Submitted by BlackStarrLine on Aug 20, 10 at 9:10pm

    Like similar to the one in 'Robin Hood: Men in Tights'?

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      Submitted by ktbradley23 on Aug 20, 10 at 10:31pm

      that was a chastity belt... not a safe.

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        Submitted by BlackStarrLine on Aug 21, 10 at 1:44pm

        You are most certainly right, it was a chastity belt. But, when I first read this text, the first thing that came to mind was that belt from that movie. IMO, I think the OP was referring to something, *similar* to that.

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    Submitted by Colombian_Cartel on Aug 21, 10 at 7:28am

    Locking your vag will not make a difference

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    Submitted by emmykb on Aug 21, 10 at 12:02pm

    you don't need to lock it, you need to just close your legs or make smarter decisions, duh.

  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 20, 10 at 9:18pm

    Sounds like you need a banana in you.

  • Submitted by sh1thead on Aug 20, 10 at 9:39pm

    Somebody had a fun night...

  • Submitted by F_AIL on Aug 21, 10 at 11:18am

    Healthy stuff like... Misc. topical creams, anti-septic ointment and a variety of disease hiding meds?

  • Submitted by BuhBammm on Aug 21, 10 at 12:52am

    Here's a trip. Try closing your legs!

  • Submitted by alwaysdtf on Aug 20, 10 at 9:08pm


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    Submitted by nAppYKraCkuh on Aug 21, 10 at 9:04pm

    I got Peniscillin if you want?

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    Submitted by Dr_Pepper on Aug 21, 10 at 6:07am

    When the zombies come, you'll want to lock your vagina in a bunker.

  • Submitted by RockAndTroll on Aug 21, 10 at 4:27am

    Obviously fake. And first comment!!!!

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    Submitted by blite on Aug 21, 10 at 7:15am

    Well ok... But remember... When u gotta rip em off do it quick cause that gonna hurt like a beotch!!

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    Submitted by barneystinson69 on Aug 21, 10 at 3:51am

    band-AIDS would hardly be healthy to expose to your vagina

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    Submitted by VectorKSMO on Aug 20, 10 at 11:28pm

    Put a lock on that thang.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 10 at 6:02am

    I swear I had more respect for women til I started reading their slut posts in tfln! Virgins from now on