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  • Maybe next time you shouldn't smoke with five year olds.

    Submitted by marsrover on Aug 6, 10 at 11:26am
  • I hate smoking with people like that. Stupid stupid stupid. Not everyone enjoys hearing what you have to say about beanie babies.

    Submitted by callthecops on Aug 6, 10 at 12:28pm
  • Know why you'll never get laid, because you're too fuckin' nice.

    Submitted by Premeau on Aug 6, 10 at 12:02pm
  • Shut her up by sticking your dick into her mouth. Just do it.

    Submitted by niceman on Aug 6, 10 at 2:40pm
  • Marsrover- lol!

    Submitted by md133 on Aug 7, 10 at 12:50am
  • This is why doing drugs in toys r us is bad, children

    Submitted by archer79 on Aug 6, 10 at 3:34pm
  • Stop misrepresenting my area code with this stupid nonesense

    Submitted by docwarlock on Aug 6, 10 at 11:30am
  • and she didnt get a backhand after ten minutes, dude you need to get yourself sorted out and step your life game up.

    Submitted by TheSexist on Aug 6, 10 at 11:59am
  • My friend's parents actually made the Beanie Baby Collector Books. They made a FORTUNE riding the Beanie Baby popularity, then sold quickly before Ty was losing relevance.

    Submitted by MP9090 on Aug 6, 10 at 12:16pm
  • After ten minutes I would have begun begin to question y I chose to get high with barney again

    Submitted by Zathelia on Aug 7, 10 at 11:04am
  • Epic Fail

    Submitted by flyhigh on Aug 6, 10 at 12:00pm
  • Fuck that hoe

    Submitted by assfaggot on Aug 6, 10 at 9:25pm