I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
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So stop grabbing up the chicks that didn't work out for your friend and go find your own women.
What? You got something against necrophiliacs?
You people are crazy any one can be tought I mean any one even the creepy goth chick
sad to say I know this feeling all too well.
*whistles*...ouch. I wonder how long that initial relationship lasted lol
So not cool.
Some say there is no such thing as bad fuck. They're right!!!! Some are just much, much worse than others.
Why do you make it sound like a bad thing?
from two and a half men
Another TFLN that's straight from Two and a Half Men.
Hammer that butthole..!!! That'll spark her!!
hrumph\n\nMust be a Liverpool thing.
Yup, had a girl like that. No voluntary moment on her part the whole time. Lasted less than a month.
Hey if the coffin back bitch didn't wanna learn dump that trick n find someone that'll sweat jus as much as u when it's over