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I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
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So stop grabbing up the chicks that didn't work out for your friend and go find your own women.
What? You got something against necrophiliacs?
Some say there is no such thing as bad fuck. They're right!!!! Some are just much, much worse than others.
sad to say I know this feeling all too well.
Why do you make it sound like a bad thing?
from two and a half men
Starfish!!!
Hammer that butthole..!!! That'll spark her!!
You people are crazy any one can be tought I mean any one even the creepy goth chick
Yup, had a girl like that. No voluntary moment on her part the whole time. Lasted less than a month.
hrumph\n\nMust be a Liverpool thing.
cadaverous lay
*whistles*...ouch. I wonder how long that initial relationship lasted lol
Another TFLN that's straight from Two and a Half Men.
Hey if the coffin back bitch didn't wanna learn dump that trick n find someone that'll sweat jus as much as u when it's over
So not cool.
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