she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
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bad night times a million dude...
I'm almost completely certain the whole thing with "firsty" and "pretzels" was just a bunch of 12 year old kids acting retarded and immature on the internet. I'm sick of hearing about it.\n\nBtw, this text is actually pretty funny, ironic too.
This is my area code and I can't help but wonder if I know this person...
i just gave my roommate a bj and i just hope my gf wont brake up with me
This makes you not want to be firsty.