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  • I'm almost completely certain the whole thing with "firsty" and "pretzels" was just a bunch of 12 year old kids acting retarded and immature on the internet. I'm sick of hearing about it.\n\nBtw, this text is actually pretty funny, ironic too.

    Submitted by NotReallyHere on Oct 25, 10 at 12:36am
  • i just gave my roommate a bj and i just hope my gf wont brake up with me

    Submitted by Misssbarry on Oct 25, 10 at 12:55am
  • bad night times a million dude...

    Submitted by PNWtexts32 on Nov 3, 10 at 4:12am
  • This is my area code and I can't help but wonder if I know this person...

    Submitted by nosidamp on Feb 11, 11 at 11:15pm
  • Herp-a-derp

    Submitted by TheLorenaRenae on Oct 25, 10 at 1:28am
  • This makes you not want to be firsty.

    Submitted by 4thanddrunl on Oct 24, 10 at 1:48pm