He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
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I don't get it, is this the guy that wears the Barney costume? Did he invent Legos? Without a backstory, this post is useless! Who let this through?!
She swallowed a preschooler whole.
needs context. A lot.
Is this about the guy rockin the TMNT shirt, surrounded by easy mac boxes, watching Becker that the other chick was divorcing?
It's gotta be Steve from Blues Clues.
You know he died of a coke overdose right?
No he didn't... that's been rumored forever, but he's alive.
he was also fired from Blue's Clues because he was starting to bald in the front, not of a drug problem.
This shit is effin retarded
Is it just me? That didn't make a lick of sense!
Guy she had a crush on in pre-school possibly her teacher?
This actually makes sense
How is crap like this on here but not one of my submissions made it? This a terrible post.
maybe your submissions sucks.
Maybe you grammars sucks.
Maybe this is related to the Coyote Ugly quote about men having toddler's in their pants? But a female perspective...
OMG YOU'RE SLEEPING WITH A PRINCE! Or a plastic surgeon who's promised to make you look like Barbie. OR a Merman!
So, you want to imagine your sleeping with a pedophile?