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  • Submitted by blamblam on Sep 17, 10 at 3:49pm

    You said "lesbian" he heard "try harder". Guys just don't understand how a woman could not be into them.

  • Submitted by TMedStud on Sep 17, 10 at 4:37pm

    Actually, I'm a bit curious as to what thought process led you to the conclusion that telling him you're a lesbian would make him LOSE interest...

  • Submitted by DividedByKaty22 on Sep 18, 10 at 11:35pm

    so that was a lame thing to say. I'm a lesbian, have been a cheerleader for 12 years and do not own a pair of "frumpy" pants. sexual preference does not define a person. so stop making prejudice comments about something you know nothing about.

  • Submitted by K66Aggression on Sep 17, 10 at 2:02pm

    hmmm thats where you realize he wants a threesome. come on all guys dream of this moment. take the hint!

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    Submitted by 7thFloorDown on Sep 18, 10 at 11:45am

    The OP should definitely stick to girls... she doesn't understand guys AT ALL.

  • Submitted by yeaaaaabuddyyyy on Sep 17, 10 at 4:26pm

    Some guys are just too damn persistent

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    Submitted by camouflagemoney on Sep 17, 10 at 3:48pm

    Nah that makes most guys say hmm how about you me and your girlfriend

  • Submitted by generic_name on Sep 17, 10 at 3:54pm

    some people just don't get it...

  • Submitted by lalalalalalala on Sep 17, 10 at 5:04pm

    when you say "i'm a lesbian", you mean "i'm not into you", but he hears "i want you to try harder / watch me eat a chick out".

  • Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Sep 17, 10 at 6:17pm

    Yeah. Crossed that off my bucket list a couple months ago. It was nice to finally verify the theory that lesbians just need a good dickin down;)\n\nMy second favorite part: her reaction when I told her to give me head;\n\nMy favorite part: when she DID;)

  • Submitted by truffleelf on Sep 20, 10 at 8:47am

    You say lesbian, he hears 3some.

  • Submitted by satanicfrog138 on Sep 17, 10 at 2:18pm

    I fucked a lesbian. She said she was curious about it. We were fuck buddies for 3 months til she ran into an old girlfriend.

  • Submitted by schlock on Sep 17, 10 at 1:43pm

    I've always wondered if a lesbian would at least give me a shot. I mean I have soft features and a long flexible tounge. She could pretend I was using a strap-on and she'd barely notice that she switched teams.

  • Submitted by An0n on Sep 17, 10 at 8:58pm

    Yeah, I'm agreeing with other comments. You basically called him out on a challenge.

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    Submitted by meattastic on Sep 18, 10 at 6:20am

    You know the saying: All chicks are two drinks away from making out with a dude.

  • Submitted by threeohseven on Sep 17, 10 at 7:02pm

    Yeah, but guys are dumb AND slutty. Even lesbians know that :/

  • Submitted by Dearon on Sep 18, 10 at 12:49pm

    You say lesbian, he hears threeway. Why ever happened to "I have a boyfriend"?

  • Submitted by FuckTheDumbShit on Sep 17, 10 at 9:08pm

    Every straight man's dream... you walked face first into that one luv

  • Submitted by homegrown2420 on Sep 17, 10 at 8:58pm

    Or maybe he was thinking threesome :)

  • Submitted by TBONEa on Sep 17, 10 at 5:05pm

    go bisexual

  • Submitted by Violetta_Alexis on Sep 21, 10 at 10:44pm

    Just tell him you have the clap. It works every time.

  • Submitted by niceman on Sep 17, 10 at 2:46pm

    No, he now wants to fuck you for bragging rights, you dumb cunt

  • Submitted by brownthug on Sep 17, 10 at 5:12pm

    I'm sorry but what guy wouldn't't wanna hook up with a girl who's into other girls?

  • Submitted by CheezeDetector on Sep 18, 10 at 12:00am

    No only YOU'd think ... Whole different logic on the other side of the story ...

  • Submitted by kdeanne13 on Sep 21, 10 at 2:45am

    Guys don't care what team you play for if you have a vagina. The only question they have is can I put it in there?

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  • Submitted by skanknocka on Sep 18, 10 at 12:15am

    There's no need to actually claim you're a lesbian. If you were, he would know from your frumpy manpants and loose-fitting tshirt of some local bar. He was just calling your bullshit.