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  • As a woman who has been in a car wreck, I can say this is actually true. Nothing says "Thank God I'm alive" like going out and fucking someone.

    Submitted by BS621 on Aug 5, 10 at 4:21pm
  • It's the adrenaline rush.

    Submitted by arthurlux on Aug 5, 10 at 4:48pm
  • .....yeah right

    Submitted by Clint1989 on Aug 5, 10 at 2:05pm
  • She could have died--she needs penis now, to celebrate her survival.

    Submitted by gtfo_asshats on Aug 5, 10 at 2:06pm
  • Alaskans are crazy

    Submitted by Slice12 on Aug 5, 10 at 4:02pm
  • I was in a car wreck. The wreck sex was def better than the break up sex.

    Submitted by magilacutty on Aug 5, 10 at 5:26pm
  • surgery sex is pretty good.

    Submitted by FalconAwesome on Aug 6, 10 at 12:14am
  • Near-death experiences are not outweighed by good sex.

    Submitted by IDontWantOne on Aug 5, 10 at 2:28pm
  • did you wreck her?

    Submitted by K66Aggression on Aug 5, 10 at 2:06pm
  • good tfln...but it would have been better i think if it was... "She just got in a car wreck. Glad to be alive sex is even better than break up sex." just take that extra 5 seconds to make it perfect.

    Submitted by bobharris21 on Aug 6, 10 at 12:43pm
  • Wow... You must be very impatient. It was probably only good for you.

    Submitted by wooowduuude12 on Aug 5, 10 at 2:06pm
  • This is actually very worthy of a post. To all you Americans who read this...please buckle up, if not for it for your mates sitting round you. American TV doesn't show you what we see... imagine your head slamming into your friends head on the motorway going 70...yeah, it would probly bounce off and slam into another wouldn't it?

    Submitted by EuroPeein on Aug 5, 10 at 2:26pm
  • Far more expensive though, hence not worth it.....unless you drive a shitbox, then maybe

    Submitted by blackbird17 on Aug 5, 10 at 3:29pm
  • Were you both wrecked

    Submitted by ClevelandSteamer on Aug 7, 10 at 11:21am
  • I think the million dollar question is was she conscious?

    Submitted by VTHokies on Aug 5, 10 at 7:18pm
  • Same shit happened to me, AND my girl called her ex before me.. Therefor I had wreck sec and guilty conscience sex at the same time!

    Submitted by snatch1855 on Aug 6, 10 at 10:45am
  • wreck sex, he was probably thinking, shit I could outlive a car accident, that herpy-gonna-syphillus whore can't hurt me! Being drunk enough to crash probably contributed too. Loser.

    Submitted by TwistedSista83 on Dec 9, 10 at 1:23am
  • Vegetables put up the least amount of struggle plus when your through you can just wheel them into the corner. Congrats!

    Submitted by mintyshake on Aug 5, 10 at 4:52pm