She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
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As a woman who has been in a car wreck, I can say this is actually true. Nothing says "Thank God I'm alive" like going out and fucking someone.
It's the adrenaline rush.
She could have died--she needs penis now, to celebrate her survival.
Alaskans are crazy
I was in a car wreck. The wreck sex was def better than the break up sex.
surgery sex is pretty good.
Near-death experiences are not outweighed by good sex.
did you wreck her?
good tfln...but it would have been better i think if it was... "She just got in a car wreck. Glad to be alive sex is even better than break up sex." just take that extra 5 seconds to make it perfect.
This is actually very worthy of a post. To all you Americans who read this...please buckle up, if not for yourself...do it for your mates sitting round you. American TV doesn't show you what we see... imagine your head slamming into your friends head on the motorway going 70...yeah, it would probly bounce off and slam into another wouldn't it?
Wow... You must be very impatient. It was probably only good for you.
Far more expensive though, hence not worth it.....unless you drive a shitbox, then maybe
Were you both wrecked
I think the million dollar question is was she conscious?
Same shit happened to me, AND my girl called her ex before me.. Therefor I had wreck sec and guilty conscience sex at the same time!
wreck sex, he was probably thinking, shit I could outlive a car accident, that herpy-gonna-syphillus whore can't hurt me! Being drunk enough to crash probably contributed too. Loser.
Vegetables put up the least amount of struggle plus when your through you can just wheel them into the corner. Congrats!