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  • Submitted by coumtryboy99 on Aug 12, 10 at 2:30pm

    Call your mom

  • Submitted by TruthHurts on Aug 12, 10 at 2:54pm

    Well if that girl REALLY wants to thank you maybe you wont need to fuck yourself so you can kill two birds with one penis-shaped stone..

  • Submitted by maskedman on Aug 12, 10 at 11:13pm

    Just take care of the grateful girl and fucking yourself. I'll take care of your mom.

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    Submitted by delhi14 on Aug 12, 10 at 2:49pm

    You should fuck yourself first.

  • 88 71
    Submitted by guitarmageddon on Aug 12, 10 at 2:28pm

    I'd wanna find out wtf I did to be thanked.

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    Submitted by allaliasestaken on Aug 12, 10 at 3:39pm

    this is pretty much like a nick swardson joke, he ran into a friend after a night of partying and asked him how his night was and his friend said "i shit my pants, i broke up with my girlfriend and i punched my best friend in the face...i dont know what to take care of first"

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      Submitted by missgreenjeans on Aug 12, 10 at 6:30pm

      That's exactly what I was gonna say Nick Swardson Rip off

  • 70 54
    Submitted by grizzlewhisker on Aug 12, 10 at 2:43pm

    Yup. Mom.

  • 73 70
    Submitted by 401L0v3 on Aug 12, 10 at 5:20pm

    I submitted this! :)

  • 72 68
    Submitted by Anonyrnous on Aug 12, 10 at 2:23pm

    This is hilarious.

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    Submitted by jojoboo1 on Aug 12, 10 at 6:50pm

    Hey I was in RI last weekend! Love it..

  • 67 70
    Submitted by 401L0v3 on Aug 12, 10 at 9:42pm

    This is from a girl not guy...it's from me. Also, not a Nick Swarsdon rip off, I don't know who that is

  • 64 64
    Submitted by abc101 on Aug 12, 10 at 5:33pm

    YEAH RHODE ISLAND

  • 64 71
    Submitted by bc13bitch on Aug 12, 10 at 4:36pm

    Girl call the girl

  • 59 65
    Submitted by sgtchickenfucker on Aug 12, 10 at 8:10pm

    Dude call your fucking mum

  • 61 72
    Submitted by jojoboo1 on Aug 12, 10 at 2:53pm

    Haahaaa....

  • 57 66
    Submitted by tanya321 on Aug 12, 10 at 8:44pm

    I think there's a good chance this might be from one of my brothers . . .

  • 46 45
    Submitted by cireretals on Jun 2, 11 at 7:35am

    Girl. Fucking yourself. Mom.

  • 53 61
    Submitted by angila on Aug 15, 10 at 1:43pm

    Call mom

  • 55 66
    Submitted by bigej1984 on Aug 13, 10 at 11:40am

    def ripped off from nick swardson... and if you don't know who that is, then maybe you SHOULD go fuck yourself

  • 57 75
    Submitted by cmillss on Aug 13, 10 at 1:30am

    Your mother of course

  • 57 76
    Submitted by anotherainyday on Aug 12, 10 at 2:58pm

    Hmm. Happened to me the other day too.

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    Submitted by dersabom on Aug 13, 10 at 12:44am

    The texts duh!

  • 53 86
    Submitted by WhySoSketchy on Aug 12, 10 at 9:06pm

    Decisions, decisions...