I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
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Then go back, fuck him right and make up for such a bad lay.
condom broke my first time dodged the bullet though
Next time don't fuck on your period. We tend to resent pulling out and seeing blood all over the family jewels.
>I really hope that wasn't actually his first time\nyou hope he'd had sex before and it was even worse than that?
I swear to god my sister texted me this just the other night! Bahah. Poor guy.
She traumatized the poor boy. Now he's going to end up preferring men and voting for Ron Paul.