In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
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How hard is it to remember to take a piss after getting nailed? Problem solved!
Stupid Sophomore, that's nothing to be proud of.
Way to make your family proud whore!
Pee after sex, dumbass. It's free, unlike paying for the doctor's visit and antibiotics all the effing time.
nobody wants your disfigured stinky pussy
you,my dear, may be back but evidentally your dignity has left
Forgetting to pee after sex is something you only forget once. UTIs are a pain in the ass.
where do your uti's happen??
Uti is a urinary tract infection. It's an infection, not a disease. And it's pretty common...
Also caused by a dirty penis. Not the only cause but a major one. Stop sleeping with dudes that don't wash and you might avoid it
So you're thrilled to have a uti, and you can't spell your curse words right... Sounds like a winner.
I was implying that it is not, in fact, a uti....
gabalata..... its not a pain in the ass. its a pain in the puss
A BIG OL LOL
umm first of all, peeing after sex doesnt always prevent it, sometimes just the act of sex forces bacteria and other things that are ON THE PENIS or ON HIS FINGERS places they shouldnt be. condoms, spermicide, and lube can also cause a uti after sex. be careful, if you get frequent urinary tract infections, they can cause a kidney infection. drink cranberry juice frequently, or take cranberry pills. much less expensive than an er visit, and it works wonders :)
That's not a u.t.i... IT'S BLUE WAFFLE!!!
Bitch u so dumb
Nothing screams welcome back like fire crotch
Make your mom proud whore!
Peeing after sex doesn't always prevent it... I would know :/\nAnd like other people have said it's not a disease or an STD, it's an infection.
She spelled STD wrong too......
STOP wasting the ER staff's time with that non emergent BS....see your PCP or OBGYN for that shit.
dude I have sex so much and I always get those -_-
Yep, who doesnt love diseased vag?
it's not a disease and it's not in the vagina.
Only way to find out let me fuck you and pee afterwards see if it worked
hope its herpes and AIDS. UTIs aren't something you should get excited about...