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  • 94 97
    Submitted by ClevelandSteamer on Aug 17, 10 at 4:58pm

    Maybe you should come FOURTH and admit you made a mistake

  • 72 67
    Submitted by haha1 on Aug 17, 10 at 5:18pm

    i think you should plead the FIFTH

  • 72 75
    Submitted by KrisPKritter on Aug 17, 10 at 9:37pm

    he should have EIGHT her out, then there would be no worries.

  • 67 67
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 18, 10 at 12:41pm

    nothing better than being a highlight in some girl's life

  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 17, 10 at 3:27pm

    My FIRST thought is to wrap it before I tap it.

  • 55 57
    Submitted by ibitebcareful on Aug 18, 10 at 7:40am

    Does anyone else see this as someone having sex with a relative? Like a girl having sex with her father-in-law?

  • 57 61
    Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Aug 18, 10 at 5:01am

    Lol all of the comments here are just awesome and pure WIN.

  • 69 90
    Submitted by squibkick on Aug 17, 10 at 9:16pm

    You can tell them when you are buying them slurpies at SEVEN-11.

  • 59 72
    Submitted by haha1 on Aug 17, 10 at 8:25pm

    you ruined it alxdngrprkr you could have had the easiest to make so ill say it hopefully your grandkids dont have a SIXTH sense about it

  • 72 98
    Submitted by alxdngrprkr on Aug 17, 10 at 5:43pm

    Counting is for vampires. Vampires are retarded.

  • 61 90
    Submitted by definatelymaybe1 on Aug 17, 10 at 4:48pm

    I hope I'm not THIRDy before I have kids...hmm that was awful.

  • 55 82
    Submitted by anonymousone on Aug 18, 10 at 3:52am

    He tells her that like he's had practice saying she's the NINTH girl he's told that to

  • 51 82
    Submitted by 2144571774 on Aug 17, 10 at 8:54pm

    I want to be your next night of in-discretionary fun. Call me!

  • 50 90
    Submitted by darq_qing987 on Aug 18, 10 at 7:37am

    I'm confused...