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  • Submitted by bedtimesockthief on Aug 8, 10 at 12:22pm

    if his handcuffs were fuzzy... then its all about enslave and punish

  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 8, 10 at 1:19pm

    Rule 353: When the law is unprotected, it is the duty of a civilian to take the responsiblity upon his or herself and protect the law.

  • Submitted by hannahcowgirl on Aug 8, 10 at 12:58pm

    I bet your pat down was VERRYY thorough.

  • Submitted by leadbelly on Aug 8, 10 at 12:23pm

    Bad boys, bad boys, what you gonna do?

  • 99 67
    Submitted by madking on Aug 8, 10 at 7:08pm

    At this point he either let you off easy, or violently beat you

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    Submitted by blaze666 on Aug 8, 10 at 5:11pm

    Leadbelly@ what you gonna do when they come on you. Lol bad cop, good cop situation

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    Submitted by unleashedxx on Aug 8, 10 at 1:14pm

    I'd give my left big toe to see his face after this. I bet you were reaaalllly nonchalant about it, too.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 10 at 1:30pm

    Smooth...

  • 90 82
    Submitted by ManImBig on Aug 10, 10 at 6:59pm

    I'm a cop... I wouldve just laughed and let them go. Also I'm trying out for Dallas swat. Wish me luck!

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    Submitted by jag4864 on Aug 8, 10 at 6:10pm

    Priceless

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    Submitted by Santino on Aug 8, 10 at 12:47pm

    Now that's funny

  • 77 81
    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Aug 9, 10 at 10:16pm

    Now the question is...how drunk were you when you said that. An if the cop didn't arrest you or ticketed you was he willing to play??

  • 72 83
    Submitted by TheProdigy8 on Aug 8, 10 at 12:10pm

    Haha that's some funny shit!

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    Submitted by Stealthtone on Aug 8, 10 at 2:06pm

    Funny

  • 68 87
    Submitted by darealist21 on Aug 8, 10 at 5:58pm

    Wouldn't you get arrested for doing something like this?

    • 76 85
      Submitted by ohplease on Aug 9, 10 at 12:04am

      not in madison, wisconsin....

  • 66 86
    Submitted by ravotti02 on Aug 13, 10 at 6:41pm

    Lmao that's priceless

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    Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Aug 9, 10 at 1:29am

    @RuLe nice one!