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  • 61 16
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jul 19, 10 at 9:37am
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    I know, usually you would do it for a stick of gum.....

  • 40 27
    Submitted by BalackOBombsUs on Jul 19, 10 at 9:31am
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    on yur knees bitch!

  • 33 16
    Submitted by LynnZee on Jul 19, 10 at 9:43am
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    He was probably pretty mad at you then

  • 27 19
    Submitted by Jefff on Jul 19, 10 at 9:57am
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    Oh I get it! She feels weird because usually guys just take the head they're offered!\n\n-Jeff

  • 24 16
    Submitted by coumtryboy99 on Jul 19, 10 at 9:54am
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    Maybe he doesn't trust you. You might bite him or something. I hope you prevailed.

  • 25 23
    Submitted by Jason_Statham on Jul 19, 10 at 9:31am
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    It's Jason Statham, and I'm the Transporter, bitches!

  • 21 18
    Submitted by SethCo on Jul 19, 10 at 11:39am
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    That really works if I let him cum on your face!

  • 19 16
    Submitted by Dumbledore_Died on Jul 19, 10 at 9:06pm
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    Spoiler alert: Dumbledore dies.

  • 22 23
    Submitted by Briannaaaaa on Jul 19, 10 at 9:45am
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    You had to convince a guy to let you give him apologetic head? Thefuck. Where do you find guys like this? I want to have to do some convincing, rather than just being asked, but usually told, to do so. But I will admit, it's a good way to apologize to one another.

    • 14 13
      Submitted by anonymous8906 on Jul 19, 10 at 2:40pm
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      if a guy literally TELLS you to give him head and you do it, I would stop fucking assholes and maybe pick up some self-respect. oral sex is a sexy/nice thing you can do for another person and then is something that should be reciprocated, it shouldn't be something you're ORDERED to do.

  • 17 15
    Submitted by Dumbledore_Died on Jul 19, 10 at 9:09pm
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    Spoiler alert: Dumbledore dies.

  • 17 16
    Submitted by boolou on Jul 20, 10 at 4:14am
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    Jeff! Youre back?!?!? :)

  • 19 21
    Submitted by dragonfartz on Jul 20, 10 at 10:43am
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    Nice apology

  • 18 21
    Submitted by a_mayo_packet on Jul 19, 10 at 11:31am
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    Thinks now ur on a new level of slut

  • 14 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 11:38pm
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    There is an APP for that.

  • 15 28
    Submitted by Jason_Statham on Jul 19, 10 at 10:35am
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    Another Crank movie ftw!

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