I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
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hopefully for you, she didn't nick it while cutting it open. don't think you want to be a baby daddy. better yet, you were smart enough to get a new one...and open it yourself.
She wasn't satisfied with opening the wrapper?
@shredstick263 you're a fucking idiot
Shredstick u fucking fail
@shredstick263 fail line from the hangover
Back AWAY from the scissors and lie down on the bed.
Well, apparently... In soviet Russia, scissors open condom with her!
"Why don't we do it in the roaadd\nNo one will be watching us, why don't we do it in the road?!"
She cut in half... WTF BITCH UR GUNNA PAY 4 THT
Run dude, this stupidity cannot spread. Thin the herd dude, thin the herd.
I don't even have a response to this....OP said it best
"And just so you know, she didn't even cum inside" And you believe that? "Yeah, because she's grossed out by semen!"