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  • Submitted by BlackSheepParty on Sep 25, 10 at 2:08pm

    hopefully for you, she didn't nick it while cutting it open. don't think you want to be a baby daddy. better yet, you were smart enough to get a new one...and open it yourself.

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    Submitted by 122409 on Sep 25, 10 at 3:08pm

    @shredstick263 you're a fucking idiot

  • 71 50
    Submitted by IA3471 on Sep 25, 10 at 2:30pm

    She wasn't satisfied with opening the wrapper?

  • 72 63
    Submitted by terminator on Sep 26, 10 at 2:09am

    Shredstick u fucking fail

  • 75 69
    Submitted by Roamingdead on Sep 25, 10 at 2:39pm

    @shredstick263 fail line from the hangover

  • 65 62
    Submitted by coumtryboy99 on Sep 25, 10 at 4:50pm

    Back AWAY from the scissors and lie down on the bed.

  • 54 57
    Submitted by lalapalooza on Sep 25, 10 at 5:34pm

    @shredstick263 GTFO

  • 49 52
    Submitted by j0dub on Sep 26, 10 at 8:38pm

    "Why don't we do it in the roaadd\nNo one will be watching us, why don't we do it in the road?!"

  • 59 73
    Submitted by cdese on Sep 26, 10 at 12:32am

    Well, apparently... In soviet Russia, scissors open condom with her!

  • 50 60
    Submitted by dersabom on Sep 25, 10 at 11:57pm

    She cut in half... WTF BITCH UR GUNNA PAY 4 THT

  • 49 59
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 25, 10 at 7:24pm

    Run away!

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    Submitted by Perversion on Sep 25, 12 at 5:44am

    I don't even have a response to this....OP said it best

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    Submitted by Michfan69 on Nov 1, 12 at 1:45pm

    Run dude, this stupidity cannot spread. Thin the herd dude, thin the herd.

  • Submitted by shredstick263 on Sep 25, 10 at 2:11pm

    "And just so you know, she didn't even cum inside" And you believe that? "Yeah, because she's grossed out by semen!"