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  • hopefully for you, she didn't nick it while cutting it open. don't think you want to be a baby daddy. better yet, you were smart enough to get a new one...and open it yourself.

    Submitted by BlackSheepParty on Sep 25, 10 at 2:08pm
  • @shredstick263 you're a fucking idiot

    Submitted by 122409 on Sep 25, 10 at 3:08pm
  • She wasn't satisfied with opening the wrapper?

    Submitted by IA3471 on Sep 25, 10 at 2:30pm
  • Shredstick u fucking fail

    Submitted by terminator on Sep 26, 10 at 2:09am
  • @shredstick263 fail line from the hangover

    Submitted by Roamingdead on Sep 25, 10 at 2:39pm
  • Back AWAY from the scissors and lie down on the bed.

    Submitted by coumtryboy99 on Sep 25, 10 at 4:50pm
  • @shredstick263 GTFO

    Submitted by lalapalooza on Sep 25, 10 at 5:34pm
  • Well, apparently... In soviet Russia, scissors open condom with her!

    Submitted by cdese on Sep 26, 10 at 12:32am
  • "Why don't we do it in the roaadd\nNo one will be watching us, why don't we do it in the road?!"

    Submitted by j0dub on Sep 26, 10 at 8:38pm
  • She cut in half... WTF BITCH UR GUNNA PAY 4 THT

    Submitted by dersabom on Sep 25, 10 at 11:57pm
  • Run away!

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 25, 10 at 7:24pm
  • Run dude, this stupidity cannot spread. Thin the herd dude, thin the herd.

    Submitted by Michfan69 on Nov 1, 12 at 1:45pm
  • I don't even have a response to this....OP said it best

    Submitted by Perversion on Sep 25, 12 at 5:44am
  • "And just so you know, she didn't even cum inside" And you believe that? "Yeah, because she's grossed out by semen!"

    Submitted by shredstick263 on Sep 25, 10 at 2:11pm