He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
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good for her realizing it's worth it to stay with him regardless, maybe there is hope. small dick=no chance of painful sex positions.
and also no chance of decent penetration in the great positions...
Sometimes it can be a mercy. If the girl is really, really tight, too big a dick won't fit.
Good call: always go with the nice guy and never buy a used dildo
Ha! that'd be the worst craigslist ad ever...
You could put away the elephant dick dildo for awhile, do some kegels, and let yourself shrink back down. But props to you for appreciating a good man :)
man, usually youre pretty good about NOT making stupid misogynistic remarks, Im disappointed. how many times do people on here need to tell you folks that vaginas are stretchy and dont get loose with exception of childbirth and aging? big dummies. comments like this are brimming with sexism and hatred for women, and thats even sadder if you are a woman, cause you just sound like a bitter teeny peeny boy getting defensive. yes, small penises are fine, but this text did not deserve rude and false comments
woah, who put a computer in the kitchen?
I thought everyone got over the kitchen/sammich jokes like 10-15 years ago. but then leggings are back, what do I know
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG THIS COMMENT MADE ME LOL!!!! I almost peed my pants. ALMOST it was that funny
You are my god.
Sorry colabea :( but in my experience a vagina is a bit looser right after having something large in it (<--not a bragging remark, yeah I know how it sounds) I know it doesn't stay that way permanently. If this woman is constantly sticking a tree trunk up there, she's not going to feel much of her probably-average-sized bf.
i honestly completely agree with u Taipan. the world is f'd these days when a woman needs a stupid dildo and needs that rather than ur average guy..
I suppose if shes takin care of herself right before banging the dude, which seems unnecessary and foolish. and it is a tragedy if any woman feels the need to use a dildo to compensate for her man. small penises can get the job done just as well as any others if they know what they're doing, and anything more than average is usually too big. so id be more sad if i were her about him sucking in bed than being little
Ah, but that at least can be learnt ;) also, if they get there, anal won't be as daunting either, and it makes a good excuse to learn good foreplay. he does that and he'll be getting some good morning BJs in no time.
guys with small weiners are alwaysss nicer! they've gotta compensate somehow....
ooh in my experiences this is SADLY untrue, sometimes they are total dickweeds and then the trousers come off and youre like OH COME ON
lmao...so true...nothing but a disappointment
you know I'm the nicest guy and I'm average sized (6 is average bitch!) and I was born a nice person, I didn't "evolve" into a nice guy so that I could make up for not being hung like a horse. (Darwin). haha
exactly, you're not small so you're not an ass. last guy i hooked up with was a complete jerk and had a gross, super curved, little peen to match his terrible personality.
anybody wonder why anonymousss is hooking up with a "complete jerk" and colabea is hooking up with the "total dickweed"? women like to be treated poorly... THAT'S what's truly sad.
True fact. I always considered the jerks to be more interesting. Then I realized that was stupid and dated (and married) a complete sweetheart. With a very nice penis, may I add.
Or maybe the penis doesn't necessarily determine the personality? I'm sure there are guys with large penises who think that makes up for being a douche. Aaand there are those with both sizes who are nice.
Haha it's funny cause it's true.you can pick out the guys with the small dicks here by their comments on this post.
Thank god not every girl is just after big dicks
sorry all women agree that size does matter
yeah it is a factor but skill is wayyy more important. even more important is enthusiasm lol. and, yanno, personality and all that jazz
All this talk has me horny for some cock
Why is it when there's a text about a guy with a small dick, all the small dick guys take offense? Btw, I'm a guy with a p.h.d. well average at least.
This relationship will work great till he sees the new dildo
Now I'm craving Vienna sausage.
that actually made me lol for real.
me too. well i read vienna sausage. then i read the actually made me lol. and then i lold
I've never used a dildo. But then again I've never had an orgasm either. but I kind of prefer average sizes bc for a chic that is little like me....it becomes more of a mission to get it than a sexual experience.
Having a big dick isn't all it's cracked up to be. Sure the jaw drop effect is great, but constantly having to hold yourself back from hurting her really limits how wild you can get. Also anal goes right out the window
I know a guy who is the biggest sweetheart is huge. but it's rare to find lol
Seems she needs a bottle of "snap back"....gotta snap that pussy back!
Well, no matter how small his dick is... his forearm is big enough :)
Smartastic obviously not going with the accurate screen name
Could be you just have a huge snatch....after all you are buying a NEW dildo.....must've outgrown the current one.
teeny peeny on the defensive! if vaginas "grew" with more use, especially masturbation, the world would be a scary scary place with kids as young as 12 walkin around with wind rattling out of their nether regions
colabea it seems like u have alot of experiences with dildos then i bet? maybe ur offended cuz u have a gaping vag. ok.
never needed a dildo, i am just that lucky =) and i suspect youve never seen a vagina up close or experienced the way they work if you have so many fears about big cavernous holes swallowing up your little man. nothing to fear buddy, they are not so terrifying with a little experience. but be careful, your sexism is showing =/
Lol good call :P
@EmilyAnneLove "Sadder" is a word. So is "stupider" in case you ever try to correct someone on that in the future, too. You can't be a grammar Nazi if you're just going to look dumber in the process. Yes, "dumber" is a word, too.
I've had all sizes \nAnd Usually small is better! Because like ppl have said, you can get super rowdy without having to worry about pain ;)
you would not need a dildo if you drop that lame and fine and guy with a big dick.
If ur young, let him go, girls should spend a few years on a search for the best orgasm cuz I love trying to be that guy to give it to 'em. And odds are ur not gonna have the most mind-blowing orgasm from any dick under 7 inches
Ohh btw colabea it would be more sad not sadder :D grammar nazi :P
What is with you women and needing a large dick? Saying that this with average sizes are just whining or something similar? Those that do get offended when women are just searching for size are not just small. I personally won't go above 7 inches.