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  • Submitted by tier on Oct 9, 10 at 11:57am

    good for her realizing it's worth it to stay with him regardless, maybe there is hope. small dick=no chance of painful sex positions.

    • Submitted by missfuckyouup on Oct 10, 10 at 3:03am

      and also no chance of decent penetration in the great positions...

    • Submitted by arthurlux on Oct 10, 10 at 8:50am

      Sometimes it can be a mercy. If the girl is really, really tight, too big a dick won't fit.

  • Submitted by ur_a_towel on Oct 9, 10 at 12:23pm

    Good call: always go with the nice guy and never buy a used dildo

    • Submitted by missfuckyouup on Oct 10, 10 at 3:00am

      Ha! that'd be the worst craigslist ad ever...

  • Submitted by Taipan on Oct 9, 10 at 11:19am

    You could put away the elephant dick dildo for awhile, do some kegels, and let yourself shrink back down. But props to you for appreciating a good man :)

    • Submitted by colabea on Oct 9, 10 at 1:53pm

      man, usually youre pretty good about NOT making stupid misogynistic remarks, Im disappointed. how many times do people on here need to tell you folks that vaginas are stretchy and dont get loose with exception of childbirth and aging? big dummies. comments like this are brimming with sexism and hatred for women, and thats even sadder if you are a woman, cause you just sound like a bitter teeny peeny boy getting defensive. yes, small penises are fine, but this text did not deserve rude and false comments

      • Submitted by gn0me on Oct 9, 10 at 2:11pm

        woah, who put a computer in the kitchen?

        • Submitted by said8ED on Oct 9, 10 at 3:17pm


          • Submitted by colabea on Oct 9, 10 at 8:39pm

            I thought everyone got over the kitchen/sammich jokes like 10-15 years ago. but then leggings are back, what do I know

        • Submitted by DuFFy12891 on Oct 10, 10 at 12:53am

          HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG THIS COMMENT MADE ME LOL!!!! I almost peed my pants. ALMOST it was that funny

        • Submitted by Patrick on Oct 10, 10 at 3:55am

          You are my god.

    • Submitted by Taipan on Oct 9, 10 at 3:12pm

      Sorry colabea :( but in my experience a vagina is a bit looser right after having something large in it (<--not a bragging remark, yeah I know how it sounds) I know it doesn't stay that way permanently. If this woman is constantly sticking a tree trunk up there, she's not going to feel much of her probably-average-sized bf.

      • Submitted by a_mayo_packet on Oct 9, 10 at 7:33pm

        i honestly completely agree with u Taipan. the world is f'd these days when a woman needs a stupid dildo and needs that rather than ur average guy..

      • Submitted by colabea on Oct 9, 10 at 8:41pm

        I suppose if shes takin care of herself right before banging the dude, which seems unnecessary and foolish. and it is a tragedy if any woman feels the need to use a dildo to compensate for her man. small penises can get the job done just as well as any others if they know what they're doing, and anything more than average is usually too big. so id be more sad if i were her about him sucking in bed than being little

        • Submitted by iloveyoulongtime on Oct 10, 10 at 8:52pm

          Ah, but that at least can be learnt ;) also, if they get there, anal won't be as daunting either, and it makes a good excuse to learn good foreplay. he does that and he'll be getting some good morning BJs in no time.

  • Submitted by OneHottMess on Oct 9, 10 at 10:29am

    guys with small weiners are alwaysss nicer! they've gotta compensate somehow....

    • Submitted by colabea on Oct 9, 10 at 1:55pm

      ooh in my experiences this is SADLY untrue, sometimes they are total dickweeds and then the trousers come off and youre like OH COME ON

      • Submitted by sexygirl83 on Oct 9, 10 at 2:21pm true...nothing but a disappointment

    • Submitted by DuFFy12891 on Oct 10, 10 at 12:55am

      you know I'm the nicest guy and I'm average sized (6 is average bitch!) and I was born a nice person, I didn't "evolve" into a nice guy so that I could make up for not being hung like a horse. (Darwin). haha

      • Submitted by Anonymousssss on Oct 10, 10 at 3:51am

        exactly, you're not small so you're not an ass. last guy i hooked up with was a complete jerk and had a gross, super curved, little peen to match his terrible personality.

        • Submitted by CoolerThanYou on Oct 10, 10 at 11:17pm

          anybody wonder why anonymousss is hooking up with a "complete jerk" and colabea is hooking up with the "total dickweed"? women like to be treated poorly... THAT'S what's truly sad.

          • Submitted by rosa_rouge on Jul 2, 11 at 5:49pm

            True fact. I always considered the jerks to be more interesting. Then I realized that was stupid and dated (and married) a complete sweetheart. With a very nice penis, may I add.

    • Submitted by Taipan on Oct 10, 10 at 2:02pm

      Or maybe the penis doesn't necessarily determine the personality? I'm sure there are guys with large penises who think that makes up for being a douche. Aaand there are those with both sizes who are nice.

  • Submitted by kaylovely on Oct 9, 10 at 1:16pm

    Haha it's funny cause it's can pick out the guys with the small dicks here by their comments on this post.

  • Submitted by fuckcanada on Oct 9, 10 at 4:54pm

    Thank god not every girl is just after big dicks

    • Submitted by steeldude on Oct 9, 10 at 5:54pm

      sorry all women agree that size does matter

      • Submitted by a_mayo_packet on Oct 9, 10 at 7:35pm


        • Submitted by colabea on Oct 9, 10 at 8:46pm

          yeah it is a factor but skill is wayyy more important. even more important is enthusiasm lol. and, yanno, personality and all that jazz

  • Submitted by FirstFirsty on Oct 9, 10 at 6:33pm

    All this talk has me horny for some cock

  • Submitted by evrythngisrltv on Oct 9, 10 at 8:29pm

    Having a big dick isn't all it's cracked up to be. Sure the jaw drop effect is great, but constantly having to hold yourself back from hurting her really limits how wild you can get. Also anal goes right out the window

  • Submitted by steeldude on Oct 9, 10 at 11:09am

    This relationship will work great till he sees the new dildo

  • Submitted by bttrdenu on Oct 9, 10 at 10:58am

    Why is it when there's a text about a guy with a small dick, all the small dick guys take offense? Btw, I'm a guy with a p.h.d. well average at least.

  • Submitted by ahollysmith on Oct 11, 10 at 12:04am

    I know a guy who is the biggest sweetheart is huge. but it's rare to find lol

  • Submitted by hopeybergio on Oct 12, 10 at 1:42pm

    I've never used a dildo. But then again I've never had an orgasm either. but I kind of prefer average sizes bc for a chic that is little like becomes more of a mission to get it than a sexual experience.

  • Submitted by klangford on Oct 9, 10 at 10:41am

    Could be you just have a huge snatch....after all you are buying a NEW dildo.....must've outgrown the current one.

    • Submitted by colabea on Oct 9, 10 at 1:56pm

      teeny peeny on the defensive! if vaginas "grew" with more use, especially masturbation, the world would be a scary scary place with kids as young as 12 walkin around with wind rattling out of their nether regions

      • Submitted by a_mayo_packet on Oct 9, 10 at 7:34pm

        colabea it seems like u have alot of experiences with dildos then i bet? maybe ur offended cuz u have a gaping vag. ok.

        • Submitted by colabea on Oct 9, 10 at 8:44pm

          never needed a dildo, i am just that lucky =) and i suspect youve never seen a vagina up close or experienced the way they work if you have so many fears about big cavernous holes swallowing up your little man. nothing to fear buddy, they are not so terrifying with a little experience. but be careful, your sexism is showing =/

  • Submitted by Barbarossa on Oct 11, 10 at 9:55pm

    Smartastic obviously not going with the accurate screen name

  • Submitted by FirstFirsty on Oct 9, 10 at 10:31am

    Now I'm craving Vienna sausage.

    • Submitted by yourmomateme on Oct 9, 10 at 6:53pm

      that actually made me lol for real.

      • Submitted by a_mayo_packet on Oct 9, 10 at 7:37pm

        me too. well i read vienna sausage. then i read the actually made me lol. and then i lold

  • Submitted by shabbiful on Oct 9, 10 at 5:16pm

    Lol good call :P

  • Submitted by 970Bitches on Oct 13, 10 at 12:41pm

    I've had all sizes \nAnd Usually small is better! Because like ppl have said, you can get super rowdy without having to worry about pain ;)

  • Submitted by feddokro on Oct 11, 10 at 8:44pm

    Well, no matter how small his dick is... his forearm is big enough :)

  • Submitted by Smartastic on Oct 9, 10 at 8:05pm

    @EmilyAnneLove "Sadder" is a word. So is "stupider" in case you ever try to correct someone on that in the future, too. You can't be a grammar Nazi if you're just going to look dumber in the process. Yes, "dumber" is a word, too.

  • Submitted by j00kn0w on Oct 9, 10 at 11:26am

    Seems she needs a bottle of "snap back"....gotta snap that pussy back!

  • Submitted by Misssbarry on Oct 10, 10 at 1:32am

    you would not need a dildo if you drop that lame and fine and guy with a big dick.

  • Submitted by Smartastic on Oct 9, 10 at 3:07pm

    If ur young, let him go, girls should spend a few years on a search for the best orgasm cuz I love trying to be that guy to give it to 'em. And odds are ur not gonna have the most mind-blowing orgasm from any dick under 7 inches

  • Submitted by EmilyAnneLove on Oct 9, 10 at 6:04pm

    Ohh btw colabea it would be more sad not sadder :D grammar nazi :P

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    Submitted by Naysayer123 on Nov 21, 12 at 5:08pm

    What is with you women and needing a large dick? Saying that this with average sizes are just whining or something similar? Those that do get offended when women are just searching for size are not just small. I personally won't go above 7 inches.

  • Submitted by 32yg on Oct 9, 10 at 10:25am

    First bitches!