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  • 85 24
    Submitted by harbqll on Nov 14, 10 at 12:06pm
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    That sounds fair. You tickle my parasympathetics, and I'll tickle yours.

  • 76 30
    Submitted by janesaddiction on Nov 14, 10 at 3:01pm
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    The only reason I give him head is because I like sucking on his dick. The back-rubs are a bonus.

  • 79 37
    Submitted by CoolerThanYou on Nov 14, 10 at 8:47pm
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    funny thing about my back is it's actually located on my cock.

  • 72 31
    Submitted by TheOriginalAsian on Nov 14, 10 at 1:14pm
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    Guess it's time to start taking back rubbing classes

  • 66 31
    Submitted by kitten13 on Nov 14, 10 at 1:51pm
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    this is exactly why my boyfriend gets head.

  • 51 22
    Submitted by angiebabe12 on Nov 14, 10 at 5:30pm
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    Omg, I'm not the only one that does this!

    • 19 43
      Submitted by BabyGirl317 on Nov 15, 10 at 12:40am
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      Lol i do that all the time

  • 57 34
    Submitted by Gizmodawg on Nov 14, 10 at 11:26am
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    Usually my back rubs end up leading to a good fuck. On that note, when is a fuck BAD?

    • 25 27
      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 14, 10 at 11:59am
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      It happens

    • 25 27
      Submitted by arthurlux on Nov 14, 10 at 8:07pm
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      Oh God. If you don't know... Consider yourself lucky.

  • 45 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 10 at 8:30pm
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    If ya ain't in2it 4the DICK, than U're being a whore. Sorry ladies, deal w/it. I'm just tired of feeling used 4my awesome massage skills. I'm more than a hot set of strong hands dammit!

  • 41 30
    Submitted by brookesongz on Nov 14, 10 at 10:34am
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    give and you will recieve! ...first

  • 29 16
    Submitted by siren22 on Nov 22, 10 at 8:57pm
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    Makes sense to me. Quid pro quo, baby!

  • 34 26
    Submitted by luckyruckk on Nov 15, 10 at 1:18am
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    Way to keep it classy Illinois

  • 36 33
    Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 15, 10 at 7:20am
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    Supply and demand at its finest.

  • 34 31
    Submitted by magdaonyx on Nov 15, 10 at 4:46am
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    hmmm, you know kirk too?

  • 34 34
    Submitted by NateDawg1187 on Nov 14, 10 at 8:02pm
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    Free back rubs for the ladies, a bonus is always nice.

  • 23 29
    Submitted by averizzle556 on Nov 18, 10 at 1:31am
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    i definately did the same thing with my ex. ill do anything for a really good back rub. hahaha

  • 22 34
    Submitted by onemore on Dec 13, 10 at 10:01pm
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    Sounds like a damn good plan.

  • 28 48
    Submitted by evrythngisrltv on Nov 15, 10 at 9:59pm
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    So women wonder why they are called sluts for promiscuity yet they use sex as a bartering tool? Hmmm makes perfect sense

  • 1 1
    Submitted by nborvan on May 6, 12 at 5:13am
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    Ain't that the truth! It's called marriage!

  • 33 84
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 14, 10 at 1:46pm
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    I have had girls cum from may massages and said it was better than sex.

    • 38 32
      Submitted by quwoosh on Nov 14, 10 at 2:52pm
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      they were lying. they just said that to keep you out of their pants.

      • 33 24
        Submitted by said8ED on Nov 14, 10 at 4:13pm
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        awesome

        • 37 23
          Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 14, 10 at 7:08pm
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          Thanks! You only know half the story and half the evening brother! Yup!

          • 32 27
            Submitted by arthurlux on Nov 14, 10 at 8:08pm
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            Did they say it was better than sex, or did they say it was better than /the/ sex? The second one isn't necessarily a compliment.

            • 29 37
              Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 15, 10 at 3:23am

              I was too well fucked to remember the details.

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